oh stoke, you make me laugh.can't wait to get to they're little ground and blast out a few "YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER, YOU UNCLE IS YOUR BROTHER, THEY ONLY SHAG EACH OTHER, THE STOKIE FAMILY".
as you can see I have a way with words
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Fuck, it's been deleted, humorless gits the lot of them. 
Anyone want screenshots? I can still view page 1 apparently.
EDIT: Never mind, can view page 3 but not page 2 for some reason.
Anyone want screenshots? I can still view page 1 apparently.
EDIT: Never mind, can view page 3 but not page 2 for some reason.
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Oh shut up you tart. I hate it when arse fans try to put singing "Wenger is a paedo" on the same level as derogatory songs about actual real people who died in actual tragic circumstances. They're not comparable.
PS Wenger is a paedo.
Think we will keep to jokes about trivial things such as the calcium deficient ramsey girl's shattered leg.
I guess we could debate that traits in the Stoke team can be seen in England last summer (how did we do in the World Cup again) but these quotes from the Oatcake forum sum up what a bunch of *word censored* they truly are. As for the Wenger Paedo chants, Fergie himself has said they're as bad as Munich. So if they start singing that or any songs about Ramsey, maybe we should give a rendition of 'Pulis, where's your mum? Pulis, Pulis, where's your mum?' Bit tasteless imo, but if they want to act like *word censored* and give out, we should dish it back. *word censored*2 qeustions for our gooner friends.
1. Whats it feel like knowing our stone age last bastian of all that is good in english football as one of you so delicately put it, has more chance of winning something than your angelic ballerina type shit does this year?
2. Do you think you can remember take Ramsey's leg with you this time it cluttered up the pitch last time out?
Reet ive been up for doing a worse song than them, I thought, hmm, they've upped the bar with "we will rock you", but I thought "no, Sunderland shall not be outdone by these heathens". So, I have devilishly attempted to make a song as gay as that just for the next time you visit the Stadium of Light, and this was not an easy task. But nonetheless, I'm pissed, so I bring you (quite fucking obviously to the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k )
Wenger, I know why you feel down, I said Wenger
Cos you're in Sunderland town, I said Wenger
You can put on a frown,
Cos we're going, to, beat, your, team lad
Wenger, yes I know that we're shit, I said Wenger,
But this one time we'll hit, it off, Wenger
And Muntari's a clit, but he must, play, decent, one game
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
Wenger, I'd say you're a has been,
I said Wenger, soon we'll be singing Queen,
I said Wenger, oh we must be so mean,
We must be, as, hard, as, nails son,
Wenger, how do you like this dress,
I said Wenger, my lad said it'd impress,
I said Wenger, he said wear nothing less,
As he, fucked, me, up, my arsehole
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
(I didnt manage to beat them for gayness, but I reckon I had a canny good go at it, you'll be shaking in your boots next time you're coming up our neck of the woods I promise thee!)
Wenger, I know why you feel down, I said Wenger
Cos you're in Sunderland town, I said Wenger
You can put on a frown,
Cos we're going, to, beat, your, team lad
Wenger, yes I know that we're shit, I said Wenger,
But this one time we'll hit, it off, Wenger
And Muntari's a clit, but he must, play, decent, one game
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
Wenger, I'd say you're a has been,
I said Wenger, soon we'll be singing Queen,
I said Wenger, oh we must be so mean,
We must be, as, hard, as, nails son,
Wenger, how do you like this dress,
I said Wenger, my lad said it'd impress,
I said Wenger, he said wear nothing less,
As he, fucked, me, up, my arsehole
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We're gonna win and look, gay while we do,
We might all wear gimp masks, fluffy handcuffs and stuff,
Would singing Delilah be too much?
(I didnt manage to beat them for gayness, but I reckon I had a canny good go at it, you'll be shaking in your boots next time you're coming up our neck of the woods I promise thee!)
