If I were invisible for a day...

RocastleRock · Post by **RocastleRock** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:47 pm

to be fair its the only reason ive got setanta... its aload of shite

demzy · Post by **demzy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:47 pm

Sagna - go into the other teams dressing room at half time

I would help Hleb raid selfridges and harrods.

RocastleRock · Post by **RocastleRock** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:57 pm

Girls changing rooms for me.. no doubt

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:08 am

khalid_red wrote:..Anyway, what would you do? I'd probably rob a bank and other places like that. I am guessing that IHH would visit Columbia for "business"

MORE LIKELY TO BE THE WEST INDIES TO GET ACCESS TO SOME PROPER QUALITY WEED.

GETTING BACK TO THE QUESTION, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO. I KNOW ONE THING THOUGH - IT WOULD OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO BE SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANTIAL THAN GOING INTO A LADIES LOCKER ROOM (ALTHOUGH I MIGHT JUST PAY A VISIT TO A FEW, JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!

) OR PLACES LIKE HARRODS OR SELFRIDGES!!

RocastleRock · Post by **RocastleRock** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:15 am

Why dont you change you name 'I HATE HLEB'.. pretty please.

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:20 am

How would hide the stuff your stealing?

tomkingsbury · Post by **tomkingsbury** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:33 am

watch the armand traore clip again, its 2:25 in or there abouts, he says:
'i would try and make jokes to my friends and family!'
i think something was missed in the translation altho an invisible joke teller may be rather amusing - maybe he means punching them with his knuckle duster.

if i was invisbile for a day, id sneak onto shite hart lane while the spuds are playing and try and cause as many 'own goals' as possible, tripping players up and generally embarrassing the *word censored* - not that they need my help!

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:40 pm

tomkingsbury wrote:watch the armand traore clip again, its 2:25 in or there abouts, he says:
'i would try and make jokes to my friends and family!'
i think something was missed in the translation altho an invisible joke teller may be rather amusing - maybe he means punching them with his knuckle duster.

if i was invisbile for a day, id sneak onto shite hart lane while the spuds are playing and try and cause as many 'own goals' as possible, tripping players up and generally embarrassing the c**ts - not that they need my help!

Or you could add something to their food before a crucial game so they have the shits. Oh no wait, no help required there as well

Post by **REB** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:08 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:i'd sneak into area 51, and use the time machine they have there to travel through history, putting things right that once went wrong, hoping my next leap would be the leap home.

anyone remember that show?

quantum leap,,, brilliant show,, never missed it when it was on

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:12 pm

LOVED THAT SERIES.

NOW I'M A FAIRLY INTELLEGENT MAN BUT CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME THE ENDING AGAIN BECAUSE I DIDN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND IT?

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:19 pm

I like Almunia's reply. Would be interesting to see what the Royals get up to behind closed doors.

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:00 pm

i would phone in work sick, and then go into work and watch them struggle without me and sit in the corner somewhere laffing with a crate of *inviable beer*...hang on when your invisable can you be heard?

Post by **REB** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:06 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:LOVED THAT SERIES.

NOW I'M A FAIRLY INTELLEGENT MAN BUT CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME THE ENDING AGAIN BECAUSE I DIDN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND IT?

Apparently the last few scenes of the episode were written two ways, because at the time it was not determined that the show was cancelled. When it was, the ending showed that Sam had the ability to leap home all along, he only had to will it. What was keeping him from doing so was the realization that the one person he needed to help was Al (he had refused to tell Beth in an earlier episode that Al was alive in Vietnam, so she married somebody else). So, Sam wills himself to that scene and tells Beth. Beth doesn't remarry, and at the end of the show it is explained that Al and Beth had four children and stayed married for nearly forty years, and that Sam never returned home.

It was never determined why Sam didn't come home. There have been rumors that either the show would be revived or a movie would be made for closure, but that's not certain.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:46 pm

THANKS FOR THAT REBEL.

THAT'S THE THING THOUGH - HAVING COMPLETED THAT TASK, WHY DIDN'T HE EVER GET BACK HOME? THEY DIDN'T LET US KNOW.

AND SECONDLY, THE FAT BAR TENDER WITH THE MOUSTACHE IN THE LAST EPISODE WAS ALSO CALLED AL AND IT WAS ALLUDED TO THAT HE HAD SOME PART TO PLAY IN SAM'S ADVENTURES (HE POPPED UP IN A PREVIOUS EPISODE). WHAT OR WHO EXACTLY WAS HE?

Post by **Dicko** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:48 pm

khalid_red wrote:I watched this quality video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcF0dU7GXeI

Diaby's one in the end is brilliant and I am sure that is what many guys on this forum would do Some players weren't willing to say it in front of the camera, I know what they were thinking of

By the way, have any of you received the Gooner yet, seeing that the preview picture is on the site already.

Anyway, what would you do? I'd probably rob a bank and other places like that. I am guessing that IHH would visit Columbia for "business"

Gooner received when I returned last night/this morning reading it in bed before eventually falling asleep

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