I'm A Liar............

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Post by mikeyb772001 »

delgooner wrote:I'm going to a pub barbeque where they haven't got Sky! And its a leaving do so will be full of screaming kids, hmm I'm getting slightly swayed here but I just know whats gonna happen at the game. Do you think Sky will show the lap of honour?
hahahahhahaha we at the game wont even watch that shower of shite lap of honour

its a lap of failure

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delgooner wrote:For the last seven or eight weeks I've been fortunate enough to have been able to watch my beloved Arsenal on the telly down the pub nearly every week as they have been on Sky or ITV or ESPN. Not being a season ticket holder or having friends that can get the odd home game ticket its the only way I get to see the Arse. Since the Barcelona home game I have watched the present shower of shit drag my beloved Arsenal down to a level of depressingly medioca boring no hope football. And every time I have watched another fcuked up game I vowed thats it I'm not going to bother anymore. Well, I'm a LIAR! cos I keep going down the pub and watching them, and do you know, they just get worse! Now they are on Sunday playing Villa and I have a choice - Barbeque or watch my beloved Arse?

What do you think - answers on a postcard in not more than one word

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Where's the shrug shoulders emoticon? :roll:






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delgooner wrote:I'm going to a pub barbeque where they haven't got Sky! And its a leaving do so will be full of screaming kids, hmm I'm getting slightly swayed here but I just know whats gonna happen at the game. Do you think Sky will show the lap of honour?
This pub that doesn't have Sky, does it have beer?

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Basil is a Gooner wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
Basil is a Gooner wrote::bar_b_q: or :goal2:
The football emoticon can't be The Arsenal as the player is having a shot at goal! :?
Ture, as it also looks the keeper is saving a set piece! :evil:
Who's 'Ture'?
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Post by safcftm »

To properly evaluate your options, you need to provide more details about the BBQ. This needs to include the number of women who will be attending, the number of women who are of the age you could shag them, the number of women that are attending that you would like to shag, and an estimate of your % chances of getting your way. We then require pictures of them so that we can advise whether it is worth the fucking hassle. If its going to be full of blokes, kids and mingers then watch the fucking game

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safcftm wrote:To properly evaluate your options, you need to provide more details about the BBQ. This needs to include the number of women who will be attending, the number of women who are of the age you could shag them, the number of women that are attending that you would like to shag, and an estimate of your % chances of getting your way. We then require pictures of them so that we can advise whether it is worth the fucking hassle. If its going to be full of blokes, kids and mingers then watch the fucking game
Still getting none off your missus, mate? :(


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franksav63 wrote: The football emoticon can't be The Arsenal as the player is having a shot at goal! :?
Keeper can't be Almunia either as he saved it :lol:

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Post by USMartin »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxrd_jZJxkg

Special dedication to delgooner...best of luck on your decision, mate...

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Post by Rugby Gooner »

BBQ :bar_b_q:

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:goal2:
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Post by SteveO 35 »

Hmmm, tricky one BBQ or football ?

It depends really. If you like spending your time watching strangers acting pissed, thinking about their Summer holidays whilst laughing and joking in a carefree environment........I'd plump for Arsenal.

If not, head for the BBQ

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Post by delgooner »

After staying up all night thinking about this dilema I have decide to ..................

:tonysaunders:



:stripper:




:the_doris_2:







:horseshite:




go down the pub and watch my Arse



:barscarf:

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Post by olgitgooner »

A wise choice sir. :barscarf:





Did you consult the weather forecast prior to to arriving at this momentous decision? :wink:

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Post by Rugby Gooner »

I bet you wish that you had gone to the B.B.Q. now!!! :wink:

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Post by delgooner »

Rugby Gooner wrote:I bet you wish that you had gone to the B.B.Q. now!!! :wink:
Yeah, I wish I had, what a fucking terrible nightmare it was, spud and chelski boys taking the piss, we were so bad!

Still, frightened the life out of them all standing by the big tv when I slung my scarf at the fucking screen at the end!

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