we always have tits on here *one for the ladies*

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I Hate Hleb wrote:VERY, VERY WRONG!! :oops: NO WONDER YOU CAN'T GET SEXUALLY AROUSED!! :oops: :roll: :wink: :lol: :wink:
So what should my subscriptions be, Doctor IHH?

3 portions of RedTube a day and 3 sessions of weed a week? :lol:

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/ ... 9405.shtml


I think they are looking for more volunteers for further studies! :lol:

what is it, one click on red-tube, and an instant hard-on? :shock:

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Miss Lovely wrote:http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/ ... 9405.shtml


I think they are looking for more volunteers for further studies! :lol:

what is it, one click on red-tube, and an instant hard-on? :shock:
HAHA!!!! :lol: :lol:

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Miss Lovely wrote:http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/ ... 9405.shtml


I think they are looking for more volunteers for further studies! :lol:

what is it, one click on red-tube, and an instant hard-on? :shock:
EXACTLY, MISS LOVELY. THAT STUDY HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST LOAD OF TOSH WRITTEN SINCE THE LAST POST FROM SMOOTHIE!! :wink: 11-12 MINUTES FOR MEN TO GET EXCITED? 11-12 SECONDS MORE LIKELY!! :roll: :oops: :oops:

OF COURSE, THAT 11-12 SECONDS RULE ALSO APPLIES TO ANY WOMAN THAT SETS HER EYES ON ME!! :wink: :lol: :wink:

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http://www.thedigitalbeat.com/2008/01/s ... women.html


well this one got me laughing, and can i just point out for reference, that if you read the last point its not true, buying a woman a cup of coffee is not likely to turn her on, even if its a starbucks frappachino! :P

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First, participants watched a video with neutral (nonsexual) content. Then they were assigned to watch one of three types of videos:




Neutral

Funny

Sexually explicit

what videos would we have chose to watch to test the experiment lol :lol: :wink: :P


redtube will do for me tho so no vids needed :lol:

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you could just get off the computer and go and meet a real girl? :shock: :roll: :lol:

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Miss Lovely wrote:http://www.thedigitalbeat.com/2008/01/s ... women.html


well this one got me laughing, and can i just point out for reference, that if you read the last point its not true, buying a woman a cup of coffee is not likely to turn her on, even if its a starbucks frappachino! :P
Men are more likely than women to be aroused by interactions having nothing to do with sex (edit- like our forum). A study in the journal Nature Neuroscience showed men and women a series of photos of people interacting in sexual as well as non-sexual situations. The men were found to become more easily aroused by the most mundane, non-sexual interactions.

No wonder all men seem horny on here despite this forum having nothing to do with sex :lol:

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Miss Lovely wrote:you could just get off the computer and go and meet a real girl? :shock: :roll: :lol:
that is an option, i nearly scored on friday, but was told to go to that club more ofeten and see what happens, its my m8s work colleges ex and i dont know the boy so thats fine as i wouldnt go out with a mates ex :lol: !!!! 8)

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I think I speak on the behalf of most regulars on here when I say:

Women are fun but RedTube is always there for you. In the rain, in the cold and in the warmth, RedTube is there. You are sad and depressed, RedTube will support you through the hard times. You are sick and poor, RedTube will comfort you. RedTube, it is more than a site. It is life...

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AND WHEN IT'S NOT, THERE IS ALWAYS PORNOTUBE OR EVEN THE NEWIST MEMBER TO THE TEAM XHAMSTER.COM!! 8) :lol: :wink:

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I Hate Hleb wrote:AND WHEN IT'S NOT, THERE IS ALWAYS PORNOTUBE OR EVEN THE NEWIST MEMBER TO THE TEAM XHAMSTER.COM!! 8) :lol: :wink:
You couldn't include GayTube, eh? :shock: :lol: :wink:

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khalid_red wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:AND WHEN IT'S NOT, THERE IS ALWAYS PORNOTUBE OR EVEN THE NEWIST MEMBER TO THE TEAM XHAMSTER.COM!! 8) :lol: :wink:
You couldn't include GayTube, eh? :shock: :lol: :wink:

did you want him to?

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I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL YOU PROMOTED YOUR FAVOURITE SITE!! :roll: :oops: :wink: :lol: :wink:

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Miss Lovely wrote:
khalid_red wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:AND WHEN IT'S NOT, THERE IS ALWAYS PORNOTUBE OR EVEN THE NEWIST MEMBER TO THE TEAM XHAMSTER.COM!! 8) :lol: :wink:
You couldn't include GayTube, eh? :shock: :lol: :wink:

did you want him to?
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I Hate Hleb wrote:I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL YOU PROMOTED YOUR FAVOURITE SITE!!
I know, they are paying me to do it :shock: :lol: :oops:

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