Fat Sam on Soccer Sunday

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:29 pm

AA23Northbank wrote:
augie wrote:I really really hate the fat c**t and he is now doing more of a service to football than he ever did as a manager - hope the fat c**t never gets a job in football ever again
^^^^^What he said

I wish Big Sam was fed into a mincer and then made into individual pies that are used to force feed Sir Alex until he chokes to death on them.

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:37 pm

frankbutcher wrote:
AA23Northbank wrote:
augie wrote:I really really hate the fat c**t and he is now doing more of a service to football than he ever did as a manager - hope the fat c**t never gets a job in football ever again
^^^^^What he said
I wish Big Sam was fed into a mincer and then made into individual pies that are used to force feed Sir Alex until he chokes to death on them.

I'm pretty sure Bentley, Jenas or King Jayson would be up for that.

AA23Northbank · Post by **AA23Northbank** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:38 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
AA23Northbank wrote:
augie wrote:I really really hate the fat c**t and he is now doing more of a service to football than he ever did as a manager - hope the fat c**t never gets a job in football ever again
^^^^^What he said
I wish Big Sam was fed into a mincer and then made into individual pies that are used to force feed Sir Alex until he chokes to death on them.
I'm pretty sure Bentley, Jenas or King Jayson would be up for that.

Can we add Tony Pulis to that as well?

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:42 pm

AA23Northbank wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
AA23Northbank wrote:
augie wrote:I really really hate the fat c**t and he is now doing more of a service to football than he ever did as a manager - hope the fat c**t never gets a job in football ever again
^^^^^What he said
I wish Big Sam was fed into a mincer and then made into individual pies that are used to force feed Sir Alex until he chokes to death on them.
I'm pretty sure Bentley, Jenas or King Jayson would be up for that.

Can we add Tony Pulis to that as well?

Do you mean add Pulis to the mincer (ie a bit of double-penetration for Jayson), or add him to the list of recipients of Fat Samuel's pearls of wisdom? Either/or is fine, but if the latter, I get the impression Jayson might not want to share!

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:57 pm

Allardyce is a decent manager to be fair, but he is only suited to "getting the most" out of poor sides. His style of play would not bring success to good sides, so he is absolutely hopelessly wrong if he actually thinks he could do a good job at the likes of Madrid. If you're not a great side he will get you organised and basically make sure you bully opposition teams and hoof the ball up to "the big man", whilst getting men around him and kicking the keeper etc. This will win you enough points, generally, to stay up in the PL whereas if you try and play football you will often be found out and relegated. End of the day, it is a tactic that works well with small teams and so, much though it is shit to watch and much though I dont like it, I can see why some clubs would want Allardyce just to try and ensure PL survival. If a club wants to improve though, having his style of play becomes a liability

Post by **HashKads** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:14 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
AA23Northbank wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
AA23Northbank wrote: ^^^^^What he said
I wish Big Sam was fed into a mincer and then made into individual pies that are used to force feed Sir Alex until he chokes to death on them.
I'm pretty sure Bentley, Jenas or King Jayson would be up for that.

Can we add Tony Pulis to that as well?
Do you mean add Pulis to the mincer (ie a bit of double-penetration for Jayson), or add him to the list of recipients of Fat Samuel's pearls of wisdom? Either/or is fine, but if the latter, I get the impression Jayson might not want to share!

I'm just getting thrown into the mix here, excuse the pun.

1.) I am all for double penetration

2.) Anything that involves a Scum player or Fergies bum bandits I do not wish to particpate in. I do have some standards you know!

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:37 am

Fat Sam named new manager of West Ham yesterday morning - Yesterday afternoon news of a takeover bid at West Ham...... Lightening striking twice for the poor old bastard after what happened to him at Blackburn.....

Couldnt happen to a nicer bloke

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:14 pm

West Ham United have given the wanker the managers job!!!

Perryashburtongroves · Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:16 pm

Rugby Gooner wrote:West Ham United have given the wanker the managers job!!!

Fat prick, hope the Shammers have some sense and get on his back right from the off.

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:21 pm

Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Rugby Gooner wrote:West Ham United have given the wanker the managers job!!!
Fat prick, hope the Shammers have some sense and get on his back right from the off.

What would be a giggle is if the new owners give the fat fucker the boot before a ball is kicked!

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:46 pm

NBM wrote:
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Rugby Gooner wrote:West Ham United have given the wanker the managers job!!!
Fat prick, hope the Shammers have some sense and get on his back right from the off.
What would be a giggle is if the new owners give the fat fucker the boot before a ball is kicked!

If he fucks up he'll have 30,000 Hammers on his back. Hope the fat c@nt ends up in a bodybag.

NBM · Post by **NBM** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:52 pm

frankbutcher wrote:
NBM wrote:
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Rugby Gooner wrote:West Ham United have given the wanker the managers job!!!
Fat prick, hope the Shammers have some sense and get on his back right from the off.
What would be a giggle is if the new owners give the fat fucker the boot before a ball is kicked!
If he fucks up he'll have 30,000 Hammers on his back. Hope the fat c@nt ends up in a bodybag.

Opening day home drubbing by Millwall should do the trick then!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:36 am

He (and Pulis/Curbishly/Pardew/Brown) are all very similar. They've achieved very little real success in the game but are hugely arrogant and egotistical and never tire of talking themselves up on TV. Reminds me of a quote from (I think) Jon Bon Jovi. He said when he was starting out he'd meet these huge rock legends and they were mostly very down to earth but it was the guys that had had a bit of limited success that usually had the huge ego and all the arrogance.

That fucking Goals on Sunday has become little more than a semi retirement show for these wankers. They go on there and get their arses kissed by that fucking buffoon Kamara to a degree where you feel like puking just watching it.

Would dearly dearly love if the Shammers got relegated with Fat Samcunt in charge and we could finally put the myth of "Big Sam" to bed once and for all.

Bradywasking · Post by **Bradywasking** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:41 am

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

He looks like Boycie from Fools and Horses in this pic....Never felt people like Big Sam could cut it with a London club..Fans of London clubs don't have the up north mentality needed by Big Sam to thrive on... Hughes leaves Fulham after one season, another prick.

bergkamp10 · Post by **bergkamp10** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:27 pm

Rugby Gooner wrote:West Ham United have given the wanker the managers job!!!

Total Tosser, meet him in Europe, somewhere when Blackburn were on some Pre-Season Tour, didn't give there fans the time of day.

Hope we at least buy a couple of there players sharpest then..