If you could give another forum member a gift

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:04 am

brazilianGOONER wrote:db10gooner

Even better, Brazilian!! I assume that they are from your collection?

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:23 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:db10gooner

Even better, Brazilian!! I assume that they are from your collection?

yep. don't tell my mom though. she still thinks they're hers

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:10 am

Id give a an oyster card to herd.

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:41 am

I'd give Goonersid some Anger Management Classes

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:52 am

I would give Mizz Naughty one.................two, three or quite frankly however many she wanted!

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:53 am

I'd give Augie a pair of personalised signed photographs of Almunia and Diaby

I'd give Number 5 a Vermaelen shirt with a permanently embossed captain's armband on it

...and I'd give IHH an ice bucket so that he can keep my Champers on ice for when Abou the Imperious clinches the 2012 Champions League trophy

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:54 am

....oh and I'd give Louder a padded cell

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:08 pm

....and for Marty ? A gift voucher for my local timber merchants. They've got hardBOARD, chipBOARD, plasterBOARD etc

Even Marty could find something board related that he liked in there !

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:01 pm

I would bestow clarity of thought upon all the A.K.B.'s,and have their tounges removed from the glorious anus of Arsene!!!

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:00 pm

I'd like to buy everyone on here one of these........

But filled with non-cloudy beer.

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:26 pm

to my friend olgit

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:48 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:to my friend olgit

Aw.....thanks mate.

You remember my visit to the brewery of your favourite beer? when I drank Speckled Hen for free? It was bloody lovely.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:51 pm

SteveO 35 wrote:I'd give Augie a pair of personalised signed photographs of Almunia and Diaby

I'd give Number 5 a Vermaelen shirt with a permanently embossed captain's armband on it

...and I'd give IHH an ice bucket so that he can keep my Champers on ice for when Abou the Imperious clinches the 2012 Champions League trophy

After the way you abandoned him yesterday, it's you that should supply the champagne when Abou does the inevitable and scores the winner in the CL Final!!

I'll bring the ice though so that the champers, like Diaby when in possession, is nicely chilled.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:00 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:I'd give Augie a pair of personalised signed photographs of Almunia and Diaby

I'd give Number 5 a Vermaelen shirt with a permanently embossed captain's armband on it

...and I'd give IHH an ice bucket so that he can keep my Champers on ice for when Abou the Imperious clinches the 2012 Champions League trophy
After the way you abandoned him yesterday, it's you that should supply the champagne when Abou does the inevitable and scores the winner in the CL Final!! I'll bring the ice though so that the champers, like Diaby when in possession, is nicely chilled.

I won't have room to carry the champers - I'll be too busy carrying the crystal ball mate while you're standing there listening to the words

"Diaby robs Iniesta on the halfway, does the twinkle toes shimmy past Xavi and his former team mate Fabregas, glides past Mascherano as if he's not there, nutmegs Abidal.....oh and just look at that slide rule finish past Valdes...."

The final's in Munich this year so I don't want you thinking you can get off buying me a litre of lager either !

scfc64 · Post by **scfc64** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:08 pm

I'd have you all around to mine for a big Barbeque ! I know most of you will on your summer holidays in the Seychelles as you all minted but the odd one or two who can't get time off from their high powered banking jobs,I'm pretty sure would come along. I can see it now! :bar_b_q:

It'll be like having family around !!!