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What a lovely thread!

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KILL HIM

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MizzNaughty wrote:What a lovely thread!
Where's your 9?

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Rosie_titters wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:Its pronounced WHOA-king not WOCK-ing bG....
oops :oops:

thanks SWL, it was a shit joke and now it's a shit joke that makes absolutely no sense :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

:lol: :lol: :wink:

LOL Defo a shit joke, and yep it made no sense, i'll give you a history lesson regardingi Woking and how the town got it's name

about 1000 years ago a Brazillian village idiot came to Surrey and visited this wonderful place full of chinese and japanese people and all these chinese and japenese thought this Brazillian was a king and they got down on there knees and repeated the words Whoa-King, Whoa-King and that's how it got the name WOKING :lol: :lol:
and you complain about MY shit joke??? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Post by Bendtners Drinking Buddy »

If you read this thread quickly, it seems like Alexander Hleb is the cause of all this!!

Damn Belarussian c**t!!!!

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brazilianGOONER wrote:
Rosie_titters wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:Its pronounced WHOA-king not WOCK-ing bG....
oops :oops:

thanks SWL, it was a shit joke and now it's a shit joke that makes absolutely no sense :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

:lol: :lol: :wink:

LOL Defo a shit joke, and yep it made no sense, i'll give you a history lesson regardingi Woking and how the town got it's name

about 1000 years ago a Brazillian village idiot came to Surrey and visited this wonderful place full of chinese and japanese people and all these chinese and japenese thought this Brazillian was a king and they got down on there knees and repeated the words Whoa-King, Whoa-King and that's how it got the name WOKING :lol: :lol:
and you complain about MY shit joke??? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:




ok, ok i don't do clean humour, admit joke was piss poor - i prefer to go for the more adult market of jokes - shock humour :lol:

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Just read through this its a damn shame that **** was prone to bouts like this coz there were times when his posts were very humourous.

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JMascis666 wrote:Just read through this its a damn shame that **** was prone to bouts like this coz there were times when his posts were very humourous.
I agree, but I think the big mans demise is of his own doing, the alcohol doesn't buy itself does it.

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MutleyGooner wrote: I agree, but I think the big mans demise is of his own doing, the alcohol doesn't buy itself does it.
Its not the beers it's just that he was illogical, irrational, immature and had a persecution complex the size of Jayson's arsehole...

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SWLGooner wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote: I agree, but I think the big mans demise is of his own doing, the alcohol doesn't buy itself does it.
Its not the beers it's just that he was illogical, irrational, immature and had a persecution complex the size of Jayson's arsehole...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The guy has lost the plot. His run ins with IHH, Flash, Mikey, me, and others just prove that he needs to see a shrink.

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kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote: I agree, but I think the big mans demise is of his own doing, the alcohol doesn't buy itself does it.
Its not the beers it's just that he was illogical, irrational, immature and had a persecution complex the size of Jayson's arsehole...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The guy has lost the plot. His run ins with IHH, Flash, Mikey, me, and others just prove that he needs to shrink.
Fixed it for you 8)

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kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
MutleyGooner wrote: I agree, but I think the big mans demise is of his own doing, the alcohol doesn't buy itself does it.
Its not the beers it's just that he was illogical, irrational, immature and had a persecution complex the size of Jayson's arsehole...
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The guy has lost the plot. His run ins with IHH, Flash, Mikey, me, and others just prove that he needs to see a shrink.
Ahhh...welcome to the cryptic OG peeps.... :shock: :lol: :oops: :wink:

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kingjayson1 wrote:The guy has lost the plot. His run ins with IHH, Flash, Mikey, me, and others just prove that he needs to see a shrink.
Great diagnosis Aladdin, wonder who you borrowed that from ;)

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