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SWLGooner
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DB10GOONER wrote:I met Jayson, he's same height as me. Of course Simon is actually the shortest person on here - along with that El Dwarfo ladyboy brazilianGOONER Aye Aye!
Could well be true in all honesty you can't tell when they're on their knees.

Is everyone on this fucking forum below five ten apart from myself and Gus? I have heard he is six two measured in any direction, that right? ;)
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SWLGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:I met Jayson, he's same height as me. Of course Simon is actually the shortest person on here - along with that El Dwarfo ladyboy brazilianGOONER Aye Aye!
Could well be true in all honesty you can't tell when they're on their knees.

Is everyone on this fucking forum below five ten apart from myself and Gus? I have heard he is six two measured in any direction, that right? ;)
i'm basically a gigantic man with incredibly big arms, legs, muscles (and cock, of course).

but in miniature :oops:
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DB10GOONER wrote: Playing guitar (far superior to DJing)
Shooting (DJs)
Painting (pictures of guitars)
Photography (of guitars)
Kick Boxing (using DJs as the punchbags)
Swimming (in the body fluids of liquidised DJs)
Music (only music made by guitarists)
Aussie Rules footy (using DJs body parts as the ball)
Riding the bejaysus out of the wife (whilst wearing my guitar strap)
Reading (about guitars)
History (of guitars)
Documentaries (about guitarists)
Quizzes (about guitar music)
Movies (about guitarists)
Holidays abroad (to see guitar museums)
Trying new food (off the neck of my guitar)
Comedy (laughing at DJs)
What a cruel one track man you are :D
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Quartz, a man as small as DB could never lift a guitar. None of us have ever seen DB10 playing a guitar.

The word you are looking for is 'banjo'.

As in 'DB10 strums banjos in seedy clubs for fun'.

He is just bitter because he can't reach the tape decks. ;)
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My favourite Hobbits are Bilbo Baggins, Filibert Bolger, Farmer "Muddy Feet" Maggot & DB10 :wink:
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MutleyGooner wrote:My favourite Hobbits are Bilbo Baggins, Filibert Bolger, Farmer "Muddy Feet" Maggot & DB10 :wink:
And you met most of them whilst dogging... :wink:
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QuartzGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote: Playing guitar (far superior to DJing)
Shooting (DJs)
Painting (pictures of guitars)
Photography (of guitars)
Kick Boxing (using DJs as the punchbags)
Swimming (in the body fluids of liquidised DJs)
Music (only music made by guitarists)
Aussie Rules footy (using DJs body parts as the ball)
Riding the bejaysus out of the wife (whilst wearing my guitar strap)
Reading (about guitars)
History (of guitars)
Documentaries (about guitarists)
Quizzes (about guitar music)
Movies (about guitarists)
Holidays abroad (to see guitar museums)
Trying new food (off the neck of my guitar)
Comedy (laughing at DJs)
What a cruel one track man you are :D
:lol: 8)
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SWLGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:I met Jayson, he's same height as me. Of course Simon is actually the shortest person on here - along with that El Dwarfo ladyboy brazilianGOONER Aye Aye!
Could well be true in all honesty you can't tell when they're on their knees.

Is everyone on this fucking forum below five ten apart from myself and Gus? I have heard he is six two measured in any direction, that right? ;)
Not claiming to be "over 6 foot" anymore huh, nick? Simon nailed that one... :lol: :wink:

And yes Gus/Percy is roughly 6'2" right across the middle. :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Well, I'd heard sid is a dwarf alright, but seeing as Jayson is too, I just assumed you liked them small.

You Ginger rapist.

Whats wrong with raping gingers, it isn't like they have feelings.

Also why are you so worried about their welfare all of a sudden? Closet ginger?

Jase a dwarf? You thinking of Simon? Jayson is magnificently proportioned in all areas ;) ;)
:lol:

I met Jayson, he's same height as me. Of course Simon is actually the shortest person on here - along with that El Dwarfo ladyboy brazilianGOONER Aye Aye! :lol:
DB10 I seemed to notice when meeting you that you were only slightly taller than me, and were in platform shoes as well :roll: :lol: 8) :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
Not claiming to be "over 6 foot" anymore huh, nick? Simon nailed that one...

And yes Gus/Percy is roughly 6'2" right across the middle.


I said 6' to be fair not over 6 mate, as youll see if you drag the post up. I ain't over 6 but I'm pretty much bang on the six foot mark.

Again, Simon telling me about height is somewhat ironic! And as much as he'd like to he has not 'nailed that one' so the innuendo is wasted ;)
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To be fair I said 6', which I am, not over 6', which I ain't.

Simon telling me about height is just that little bit ironic! And, sorry DJslop, but Simon has not 'nailed that one', as much as he would have liked to have, so the double entendre Is wasted! ;)
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OneBardGooner wrote:
goonersid wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:Playing guitar
Shooting
Painting
Photography
Kick Boxing
Swimming
Music
Aussie Rules footy
Riding the bejaysus out of the wife
Reading
History
Documentaries
Quizzes
Movies
Holidays abroad
Trying new food
Comedy
That must be a huge challenge with you being so small :wink:
I wondered who would be the first one to get the ole wooden spoon out :D :wink:
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DB so small he was offered job as bouncer at Mothercare :wink: :lol:
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mcdowell42 wrote:DB so small he was offered job as bouncer at Mothercare :wink: :lol:
Also,a test pilot for Airfix,and a hod carrier for Lego!!! :lol: :lol: :wink:
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AA23Northbank wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Well, I'd heard sid is a dwarf alright, but seeing as Jayson is too, I just assumed you liked them small.

You Ginger rapist.

Whats wrong with raping gingers, it isn't like they have feelings.

Also why are you so worried about their welfare all of a sudden? Closet ginger?

Jase a dwarf? You thinking of Simon? Jayson is magnificently proportioned in all areas ;) ;)
:lol:

I met Jayson, he's same height as me. Of course Simon is actually the shortest person on here - along with that El Dwarfo ladyboy brazilianGOONER Aye Aye! :lol:
DB10 I seemed to notice when meeting you that you were only slightly taller than me, and were in platform shoes as well :roll: :lol: 8) :wink:
:lol:

All true. Except for the platform shoes. :D :wink:
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