.com forum closing down...

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:56 am

If they act the cunt they will get banned. Simple as. Iceman and Louder learned that lesson.

We can't stop people joining as such (unless Kev or Mike decide we have enough members and lock the membership - but that would be a bit too all inclusive I think and genuine Gooners could miss out).

I agree this is bad news. I don't mind people with different opinions on here if they can at least argue their point like an adult, but we really don't want any Comedy Eboue fanboys and arsehole AKB's coming on here telling us to fuck off and support another club because we question the manager or club, do we?

We'll have to watch any new arrivals carefully.

Zero tolerance I say. If they act the cunt then they have to go.

As for the â€œweâ€™re all Goonersâ€

Post by **Barriecuda** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:36 am

[quote="DB10GOONER"]If they act the cunt they will get banned. Simple as. Iceman and Louder learned that lesson.

We can't stop people joining as such (unless Kev or Mike decide we have enough members and lock the membership - but that would be a bit too all inclusive I think and genuine Gooners could miss out).

I agree this is bad news. I don't mind people with different opinions on here if they can at least argue their point like an adult, but we really don't want any Comedy Eboue fanboys and arsehole AKB's coming on here telling us to fuck off and support another club because we question the manager or club, do we?

We'll have to watch any new arrivals carefully.

Zero tolerance I say. If they act the cunt then they have to go.

As for the â€œweâ€™re all Goonersâ€

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:47 am

[quote="Barriecuda"][quote="DB10GOONER"]If they act the cunt they will get banned. Simple as. Iceman and Louder learned that lesson.

We can't stop people joining as such (unless Kev or Mike decide we have enough members and lock the membership - but that would be a bit too all inclusive I think and genuine Gooners could miss out).

I agree this is bad news. I don't mind people with different opinions on here if they can at least argue their point like an adult, but we really don't want any Comedy Eboue fanboys and arsehole AKB's coming on here telling us to fuck off and support another club because we question the manager or club, do we?

We'll have to watch any new arrivals carefully.

Zero tolerance I say. If they act the cunt then they have to go.

As for the â€œweâ€™re all Goonersâ€

aelc89 · Post by **aelc89** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:52 am

Count me as one of the .com forum members looking for a new home

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:55 am

aelc89 wrote:Count me as one of the .com forum members looking for a new home

Quick test;

Wenger? Go or stay?
Comedy Eboue; cheating Cuntslop or great bloke?
Tit threads; yessah! or no, I like tennis?

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:00 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
aelc89 wrote:Count me as one of the .com forum members looking for a new home
Quick test;

Wenger? Go or stay?
Comedy Eboue; cheating Cuntslop or great bloke?
Tit threads; yessah! or no, I like tennis?

Send him to the basement for a while, where he can work for us and prove that he's not a *word censored*.

And I disagree with barrie, we do have the right to insult them...after all it's in our consitution 2.3, sub section b.

aelc89 · Post by **aelc89** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:03 am

marcengels wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
aelc89 wrote:Count me as one of the .com forum members looking for a new home
Quick test;

Wenger? Go or stay?
Comedy Eboue; cheating Cuntslop or great bloke?
Tit threads; yessah! or no, I like tennis?

Send him to the basement for a while, where he can work for us and prove that he's not a c**t.

And I disagree with barrie, we do have the right to insult them...after all it's in our consitution 2.3, sub section b.

Wenger? Go or stay?

Stay at the moment but if he doesnt change his ways and buy's f*ck all this summer, time to go.

Comedy Eboue; cheating Cuntslop or great bloke? He's a good club clown...

Tit threads; yessah! or no, I like tennis? Im game for tits, tennis is sh*t.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:10 am

aelc89 wrote:
marcengels wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
aelc89 wrote:Count me as one of the .com forum members looking for a new home
Quick test;

Wenger? Go or stay?
Comedy Eboue; cheating Cuntslop or great bloke?
Tit threads; yessah! or no, I like tennis?

Send him to the basement for a while, where he can work for us and prove that he's not a c**t.

And I disagree with barrie, we do have the right to insult them...after all it's in our consitution 2.3, sub section b.

Wenger? Go or stay?

Stay at the moment but if he doesnt change his ways and buy's f*ck all this summer, time to go.

Comedy Eboue; cheating Cuntslop or great bloke? He's a good club clown...

Tit threads; yessah! or no, I like tennis? Im game for tits, tennis is sh*t.

Ok not bad not bad... no abuse about Comedy Eboue but we can work on that. Welcome to the Gooner, mate.

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:20 am

Oh fuck me this place wil be a digital version of The Rocket!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:25 am

Percy Dalton wrote:Oh fuck me this place wil be a digital version of The Rocket!

In the Vietnam war the pilots that flew missions dropping Agent Orange to defoliate the jungles had a motto; Only we can prevent forests

Similiarly, only we can prevent cuntslops, Percy. We may need you to be a touch extra obnoxious to some of the more deluded AKB's that may flock over here. You up for it big fella?

aelc89 · Post by **aelc89** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:27 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
aelc89 wrote:
marcengels wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
aelc89 wrote:Count me as one of the .com forum members looking for a new home
Quick test;

Wenger? Go or stay?
Comedy Eboue; cheating Cuntslop or great bloke?
Tit threads; yessah! or no, I like tennis?

Send him to the basement for a while, where he can work for us and prove that he's not a c**t.

And I disagree with barrie, we do have the right to insult them...after all it's in our consitution 2.3, sub section b.

Wenger? Go or stay?

Stay at the moment but if he doesnt change his ways and buy's f*ck all this summer, time to go.

Comedy Eboue; cheating Cuntslop or great bloke? He's a good club clown...

Tit threads; yessah! or no, I like tennis? Im game for tits, tennis is sh*t.
Ok not bad not bad... no abuse about Comedy Eboue but we can work on that. Welcome to the Gooner, mate.

Cheers

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:30 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Oh fuck me this place wil be a digital version of The Rocket!

In the Vietnam war the pilots that flew missions dropping Agent Orange to defoliate the jungles had a motto; Only we can prevent forests

Similiarly, only we can prevent cuntslops, Percy. We may need you to be a touch extra obnoxious to some of the more deluded AKB's that may flock over here. You up for it big fella?

As obvious questions go that one is right up there with is the Pope a Catholic, do bears shit in woods and does your missus like me taking her up the chuff?

I hate being obnoxious but if it is for the greater good of this forum I will see what I can do!

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:33 am

Percy Dalton wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Oh fuck me this place wil be a digital version of The Rocket!

In the Vietnam war the pilots that flew missions dropping Agent Orange to defoliate the jungles had a motto; Only we can prevent forests

Similiarly, only we can prevent cuntslops, Percy. We may need you to be a touch extra obnoxious to some of the more deluded AKB's that may flock over here. You up for it big fella?

As obvious questions go that one is right up there with is the Pope a Catholic, do bears shit in woods and does your missus like me taking her up the chuff?

I hate being obnoxious but if it is for the greater good of this forum I will see what I can do!

That question should read 'Do bears shit in the Pope?'

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:43 am

Boomer wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Oh fuck me this place wil be a digital version of The Rocket!

In the Vietnam war the pilots that flew missions dropping Agent Orange to defoliate the jungles had a motto; Only we can prevent forests

Similiarly, only we can prevent cuntslops, Percy. We may need you to be a touch extra obnoxious to some of the more deluded AKB's that may flock over here. You up for it big fella?

As obvious questions go that one is right up there with is the Pope a Catholic, do bears shit in woods and does your missus like me taking her up the chuff?

I hate being obnoxious but if it is for the greater good of this forum I will see what I can do!

That question should read 'Do bears shit in the Pope?'

It's actually been narrowed down to the zen idiom of "Do bears *****?"

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:51 am

FUCK OFF .COM!