Women - know your place!

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StuartL wrote:
Deise Gooner wrote::popcorn:

How does your man never run out of popcorn is whta has me baffled :?
who hoovers up the ones that fall onto the floor ??
:vacuum::popcorn::vacuum:
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Boomer wrote:
StuartL wrote:
Deise Gooner wrote::popcorn:

How does your man never run out of popcorn is whta has me baffled :?
who hoovers up the ones that fall onto the floor ??
:vacuum::popcorn::vacuum:
phew - I was worried for a while that all that popcorn was just laying about piling up higher and higher.
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:bar_b_q:

Surprised there not burnt by now,

Mabee she should get back to :vacuum:
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Or ask her if she likes a bit of

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StuartL wrote:
Deise Gooner wrote::popcorn:

How does your man never run out of popcorn is whta has me baffled :?
who hoovers up the ones that fall onto the floor ??
:vacuum:
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[quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
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THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT WOMAN KNOWING THEIR PLACE

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http://www.cnngo.com/singapore/life/obe ... ter-087455
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[quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
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[quote="Number 5"][quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
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[quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="Number 5"][quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
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[quote="Number 5"][quote="DB10GOONER"][quote="Number 5"][quote="DB10GOONER"]One of the “less brightâ€
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This thread reminded me of my first mrs.

We went to the pictures to watch Towering Inferno", which was about a fire in a huge skyscraper hotel.

On the way out, she said "was that a real building?"

Me...."No. It was a model :roll: "

Wifey thinks for a bit, and says...."It must have been a very big model!"

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Another time, my mum baked a big fruitcake. She took it out of the baking tin, turned the empty tin upside down, and put the cake on top to let it cool. Wifey spotted the cake and said ...."Coo! Hasn't that cake risen!"

:roll: :roll: :roll:
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olgitgooner wrote:This thread reminded me of my first mrs.

We went to the pictures to watch Towering Inferno", which was about a fire in a huge skyscraper hotel.

On the way out, she said "was that a real building?"

Me...."No. It was a model "

Wifey thinks for a bit, and says...."It must have been a very big model!"



Another time, my mum baked a big fruitcake. She took it out of the baking tin, turned the empty tin upside down, and put the cake on top to let it cool. Wifey spotted the cake and said ...."Coo! Hasn't that cake risen!"
She MUST have been the Stokie. :P
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Brilliant :lol:

I take it you both went back to collecting the trollies afterwards? 8) :barscarf:
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Correct, SWL. :lol:
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