Hearts support player who exposes himself to kids

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:11 pm

What the actual fuck is all this about? Just seen literally the most mental club statement I have ever read. A Hearts player has pleaded guilty to exposing himself to two children (aged 12 and 14) and the club have released some mental fucking statement on their official site going on about mafias and all sorts, what the fuck?

Article about the player being kept on:

http://local.stv.tv/edinburgh/news/2600 ... ung-girls/

Hearts statement:

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2011 ... 84_2381659

I take it we can discuss this on here, erm, anyone have any ideas what the fuck Hearts think they're playing at?

Post by **HashKads** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:14 pm

Just read it

Surely they've been hacked? Sounds like something a drunk would come up with.

nexum5me · Post by **nexum5me** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:22 pm

that cannot be an official statement!! i mean.. it just can't!! surely!!

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:22 pm

Peadeophiles grooming youngsters on Facebook, isn't this the same media type that our beloved club has suggested the fans from the official forum now use instead

RossieGooner · Post by **RossieGooner** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:25 pm

Thats the maddest official thing i have read for a long time !!

Have they instated **** as their new chairman or something !?!

MutleyGooner · Post by **MutleyGooner** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:26 pm

Show us your tits

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:31 pm

nexum5me wrote:that cannot be an official statement!! i mean.. it just can't!! surely!!

I keep on thinking it must be some very sick sort of a late April Fools joke tbh. What the fuck does a Hearts player have to do to get booted out for bringing the clubs name into disrepute? This *word censored* goes online and whips his cock out to a 12 year old girl for fucks sake, is it possible to get sacked from Hearts? The player will need to be very, very careful from now on- any time he goes out he'll get the shit kicked out of him, and I wouldnt be surprised at all if he gets his legs broken next time he plays for Hearts

arsenalmorris · Post by **arsenalmorris** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:41 pm

This is fuckin criminal

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:42 pm

A lot of the grammar & sentence structure in that statement sounds like its been made by someone with English as a second language, someone from Eastern Europe or something

Bizarre.

Post by **HashKads** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:45 pm

Dan_85 wrote:A lot of the grammar & sentence structure in that statement sounds like its been made by someone with English as a second language, someone from Eastern Europe or something Bizarre.

Maybe Mr Romanov wrote it himself

Post by **Barriecuda** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:46 pm

... wat

Seriously that is fucked up. Somebody's hitting the booze or something. I think their page was hacked to be honest, because no football club (or company) would come up with something so ridiculously outlandish as a public statement.

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:47 pm

Dan_85 wrote:A lot of the grammar & sentence structure in that statement sounds like its been made by someone with English as a second language, someone from Eastern Europe or something Bizarre.

The make up of the board explains this:

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/page/TheBoard ... 89,00.html

Post by **Barriecuda** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:51 pm

marcengels wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:A lot of the grammar & sentence structure in that statement sounds like its been made by someone with English as a second language, someone from Eastern Europe or something Bizarre.
The make up of the board explains this:

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/page/TheBoard ... 89,00.html

Would explain the mafia stuff haha

gunner_ace · Post by **gunner_ace** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:07 pm

ha ha ha. stay away from the paedos kids. lol

arsenalmorris · Post by **arsenalmorris** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:35 pm

I dnt think it is made up or hacked or it wud have been removed by now. It sounds like gazza wrote it to me. Sounds like the radio call gazza did to raul moat.