Bring back my SWL

Post by **HashKads** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:51 pm

He's in the US for a month, and I am so lonely without him. No one to drill at night.

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:59 pm

Ah bless!!!
Maybe he has just given you the slip,and is hanging around the mens locker room at Wimbledon!!!

LeftfootlegendGooner · Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:13 pm

Rugby Gooner wrote:Ah bless!!!
Maybe he has just given you the slip,and is hanging around the mens locker room at Wimbledon!!!

He'd see more manly figures in the womans locker room at wimbledon

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:23 pm

Here is a joke for you Kingjayson:
One half of a gay couple passes away,and his partner takes on the funeral arrangements.He asks the undertaker if he could have him cremated,and then asks if it is possible to have the ashes ground up very finely.The guy says that although possilble,it is an unusual request,and asks why.
The gay chap says,"I want to make a curry out of them."
"Why?" says the undertaker,
"Because I want to feel him slip out of my arse one more time."

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:31 pm

A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her.

She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?" He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish but from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. And her father is a doctor.

She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is this wonderful girl's name?"

He answers, "Monica Lewinsky."

There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?"

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:05 pm

Gay man comes home to the surprising sight of his partner bollock naked with his arse end parked in the freezer.

"what the fuck are you doing?" says the boyfriend.

"well" says his lover "it's been such a hot day.....I thought you'd like to come home and slip into something cool"

AA23Northbank · Post by **AA23Northbank** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:18 pm

Jay I'm pretty sure Mikey or Duffman will be able to comfort you in the meantime!

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:21 pm

Never mind Jayson, why not visit this website?

http://www.qingyuan-babe.com/index.php? ... &Itemid=54

Post by **HashKads** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:29 pm

AA23Northbank wrote:Jay I'm pretty sure Mikey or Duffman will be able to comfort you in the meantime!

Your tight little arse wouldn't go a miss.

Post by **HashKads** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:30 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:Never mind Jayson, why not visit this website?

http://www.qingyuan-babe.com/index.php? ... &Itemid=54

Thanks Quartz, but wrong sex

As for the rest of you, this isn't some kind of gay joke thread.

This is a serious thread about me missing my lover.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:20 pm

kingjayson1 wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:Never mind Jayson, why not visit this website?

http://www.qingyuan-babe.com/index.php? ... &Itemid=54

Thanks Quartz, but wrong sex

As for the rest of you, this isn't some kind of gay joke thread.

This is a serious thread about me missing my lover.

Awwwww

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:08 am

Someday Jayson your missus is going to read one of these threads and you are going to get what women like to call "a swift kick in the bollocks".

Post by **HashKads** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:10 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:Someday Jayson your missus is going to read one of these threads and you are going to get what women like to call "a swift kick in the bollocks".

She has warned me that it wont be a 'kick to the bollocks but a chop'

SWL would never do that kind of thing, just suck them

The little ginger that he is.

Post by **HashKads** » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:31 pm

I spoke to my gf today, she's having a nice time. Said she's behaving herself and not going out.

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:33 pm

Sweet dreams Kbj