MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.

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goonersid wrote: And it doesn't even matter how fucking ugly she is, cos even ugly birds get shagged on hols. :lol:
and you'd just be the one to know eh Sid :lol: :wink:
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Post by Its Up 4 Grabs Now »

This should have been posted in the fucking basement :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:




















…said Mrs Finsbury Park Gooner to Juan the barman. :barscarf:

And Manuel the bellboy. And Carlos the lifeguard. And Ethel the pensioner from Bethnal Green with the rolling-pin homemade strap-on.
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Belfast Boy wrote:
goonersid wrote: And it doesn't even matter how fucking ugly she is, cos even ugly birds get shagged on hols. :lol:
and you'd just be the one to know eh Sid :lol: :wink:
Any port in a storm.
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flash gunner wrote:I would just like to update you on the onlinegooner trip to Ibiza. safcftm, miss naughty and myself have found FPG's girlfriend and have joined the queue i have just taken a pic of the scenes outside the apartments and will report back later 8)

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This is the funniest thing I've read in a while :lol: Poor FPG
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DP....


Double post...not the sort of DP FPG's girl is doing. ;)
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If she went by boat I'm sure she would of had a lot of seamen around her..... :oops:

But yeah, if you find when you next have sex with her that its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.....she cheated.

Still you may be in for some new moves and a Spanish step kid. :barscarf: :-P :lol:
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Post by MutleyGooner »

You can bet your life that if she has slept with Juan, then she's slept with them all :oops:

Fuck, where's that fat cabbie when you need him.
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Haven't been around much lately cos I'm fed up with all the board, Wenger, arguments etc. This thread reminds me of the good old days. Haven't laughed so much for ages. Thanks lads.

Oh and FPG, if you bonk a bird while she's away does that make you love her less? Sex with a stranger is just a glorified *****. At least that's what I tell Mrs Chippy! :oops: :oops:
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Post by Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER »

No phone call today.....hmmmm.

Truth is i care more about selling/losing Cesc, Nasri and Gael. I just realised she didnt call. and here I am thinking how Arsenal are taking the F**king P***.

wow what am I doing.

If only if Arsenal was a sexy bird with 34DDs
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if arsenal was a sexy bird she'd be a cocktease :( :lol:
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Henry Norris 1913 wrote:if arsenal was a sexy bird she'd be a cocktease :( :lol:
How bloody true
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Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:No phone call today.....hmmmm.

Truth is i care more about selling/losing Cesc, Nasri and Gael. I just realised she didnt call. and here I am thinking how Arsenal are taking the F**king P***.

wow what am I doing.

If only if Arsenal was a sexy bird with 34DDs
Yep, they're taking the p*** while she's taking the p**** :wink:

Dont worry though mate, I've just had some pics sent from her, its actually all innocent, nothing sexual going on at all, she assures me these pics havent been doctored in the slightest

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Post by 1989 »

Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:No phone call today.....hmmmm.

Truth is i care more about selling/losing Cesc, Nasri and Gael. I just realised she didnt call. and here I am thinking how Arsenal are taking the F**king P***.

wow what am I doing.

If only if Arsenal was a sexy bird with 34DDs
Pics or she don't exist!
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Just thought Id update you on my holiday. Met a lovely girl tonight, and a group of here mates from work, some of em quite tarty but this one was a bit shy, just my type, anyway just finished and kicked her out of the room. Felt bad though, she had a boyfriend she said was a gooner.....thought id give her one for the team though.....


shit random holiday post, whats the thread about :?:
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northbankbren wrote:Just thought Id update you on my holiday. Met a lovely girl tonight, and a group of here mates from work, some of em quite tarty but this one was a bit shy, just my type, anyway just finished and kicked her out of the room. Felt bad though, she had a boyfriend she said was a gooner.....thought id give her one for the team though.....


shit random holiday post, whats the thread about :?:
:lol:

You really didn't mind following all those Spanish waiters in there, huh? :o


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