Alex Song going to prison?

gonnernico04 · Post by **gonnernico04** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:14 am

The Sun is today reporting that Alex Song could face 2 years in prison after allegedly beaten up a student in a bar in Cameroon

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sp ... -fear.html

Post by **REB** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:19 am

some good news at last

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:20 am

If true it means we could now move for Eto'o.

augie · Post by **augie** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:21 am

Probably didnt mean to beat him up but was just another clumsy mistimed tackle that we see at the grove on an all too regular basis

Tbh I couldnt really give a fcuk if they jail song - he is another one of the lazy players typified in this squad who just waddles his arse around the pitch and is the worst, and by worst I mean the most clumsy, defensive midfield tackler that I have ever seen play for our club (and yes I can still remember the likes of hillier etc)

BRAZILLIANT 19 · Post by **BRAZILLIANT 19** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:34 am

Please let it be a case of mistaken identity. It was obviously Eboue and Denilson and not Song at all

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:57 am

What for impersonating a footballer?

1886 · Post by **1886** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:39 am

donaldo wrote:What for impersonating a footballer?

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:56 am

I still think he is one of our better players, and I hope he is with us next season.

Rad · Post by **Rad** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:06 pm

Will they send him to Sing Sing?

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:31 pm

It can't be Song that was involved anyway because that would have meant:

- Getting a shot on target
- Exerting himself physically
- Showing some emotion/passion

Nah, definitely not Song

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:40 pm

I bet he song like a canary to the police.

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:19 pm

whatÂ´s the transfer fee?

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:28 pm

sad thing is it's the only way we'll get rid of him.

biglunn · Post by **biglunn** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:55 pm

Some really funny answers here!

This actually for me thinking... Getting some of our player in prison seems like the only way of getting rid of them... can someone here volunteer to frame the likes of Denilson eboue rosicky with attempted rape?

Jumpers For Goalposts · Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:04 pm

2 years in an African jail for Song? He deserves a spell in Clink for some of his half-arsed performances over the last couple of years AND for his appalling barnet.

I can hear the Prison Governer greeting him on his first day -

"Hallo Alex. You is gonna get a very sore bottom. Your arse is mine now - and everyone else's in this BIG jail. And don't think about joining the prison football team cos you is too f**king lazy. I seen you play and you is shit!! Why not take a 2 year course in hairdressing or flower arranging? I put your name down - in 2 years time your arse will be the size of the Dartford Tunnel but you'll be dead handy with a bunch of Crysanthemums"

Or something like that . . . . . . . . . .