Transfer Rumours Thread

Arse 'n' Nose · Post by **Arse 'n' Nose** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:42 am

July 1 AW: hello is that Owen Coyle?
OC: Yes it is
AW: Gary Cahill - is he for sale?
OC: Yes Â£17m
AW: How about Â£2.37m + Bendtner?
OC: No, Â£17m
July 2: AW: is Gary still for sale?
OC: Yes, Â£17m
AW: How about Â£11m; he is after all 1 day older
OC: No the price is Â£17m
July 3 - July 30: see July 2
July 31: Andre Villas Boas: Hello is that owen Coyle?
OC: Yes it is
AVB: Gary Cahill, is he for sale?
OC: Yes Â£17m
AVB: done, Roman's private jet is on its way; contract will be in your inbox within an hour.
Aug 1: Chavs unveil new signing Gary Cahill
AW: "I tried my hardest to sign Cahill"

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:58 am

Arse 'n' Nose wrote:July 1 AW: hello is that Owen Coyle?
OC: Yes it is
AW: Gary Cahill - is he for sale?
OC: Yes Â£17m
AW: How about Â£2.37m + Bendtner?
OC: No, Â£17m
July 2: AW: is Gary still for sale?
OC: Yes, Â£17m
AW: How about Â£11m; he is after all 1 day older
OC: No the price is Â£17m
July 3 - July 30: see July 2
July 31: Andre Villas Boas: Hello is that owen Coyle?
OC: Yes it is
AVB: Gary Cahill, is he for sale?
OC: Yes Â£17m
AVB: done, Roman's private jet is on its way; contract will be in your inbox within an hour.
Aug 1: Chavs unveil new signing Gary Cahill
AW: "I tried my hardest to sign Cahill"

It's like... it's like you can see the future...

augie · Post by **augie** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:18 am

Am shocked that nobody picked up on the last paragraph in the mirror story saying that nasri's not for sale.........it say's that apart from the few nobodies we are signing (my words btw) wenger is also interested in jose enrique and some others but must first sell some unwanted players to balance the books

How the fcuk does he need to balance the books ? Where the fcuk is his transfer kitty ? This bullshit is fcuking killing me

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfe ... 60005.html

Gunnersaurus · Post by **Gunnersaurus** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:22 am

Wenger will not be allowed to not sell Nasri, do you think Stan would allow him to throw 20m down the toilet so he can leave for free next year?

Not gonna happen now he owns the club.

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:32 am

city saying they've signed Nasri for Â£20m in the daily rag

we have no wingers in our whole squad now. I can't believe he's let it get this bad, isn't wenger supposed to be a genius or something

Gunnersaurus · Post by **Gunnersaurus** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:40 am

Hes supposed to be shrewd and a good spotter of talent.

mikeyb772001 · Post by **mikeyb772001** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:45 am

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:city saying they've signed Nasri for Â£20m in the daily rag

we have no wingers in our whole squad now. I can't believe he's let it get this bad, isn't wenger supposed to be a genius or something

Just think of the money he is going to make though. Its not all bad mate.
He is going to get a fat bonus and if Arsene is happy then so am i

augie · Post by **augie** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:02 am

Gunnersaurus wrote:Wenger will not be allowed to not sell Nasri, do you think Stan would allow him to throw 20m down the toilet so he can leave for free next year?

Not gonna happen now he owns the club.

Nor should kroenke allow that - I think we have been stung too often in recent years where we have allowed players walk away on freebies so that should never be allowed to happen again. If we cannot sell him to a club that is acceptable to everybody then he should be stood down from first team action for the season before walking away for nothing and then we will see how his international prospects suffer

Gunnersaurus · Post by **Gunnersaurus** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:19 am

Exactly, its a Euro year aswell, today's news is tomorrow's fish and chip paper so to speak, the top clubs will look elsewhere and he will be forgotten.

rigsby · Post by **rigsby** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:17 pm

I can't believe people actually take any notice of what the papers say. They know fuck all either. Its a case of shit against wall and see what sticks.

augie · Post by **augie** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:59 pm

rigsby wrote:I can't believe people actually take any notice of what the papers say. They know fuck all either. Its a case of shit against wall and see what sticks.

When you say that they know fcuk all either are you relating that to wenger knowing fcuk all hence the use of the word either ?

psychoangus · Post by **psychoangus** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:11 pm

Apparently it's the whingers and us for Mata.

If he's got any sense he'll go for us.

Might be good to have Mata and Gervinho playing inside forwards next to RVP, with Nasri in behind (in the position he actually wants to play in), with Rambo and Jack behind him?

Could this be the start of a beautiful plan?

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:16 pm

Nasri won't even be at Arsenal next season!

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:19 pm

psychoangus wrote:Apparently it's the whingers and us for Mata.

If he's got any sense he'll go for us.

Might be good to have Mata and Gervinho playing inside forwards next to RVP, with Nasri in behind (in the position he actually wants to play in), with Rambo and Jack behind him?

Could this be the start of a beautiful plan?

In a word ? No!

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:22 pm

psychoangus wrote:Apparently it's the whingers and us for Mata.

If he's got any sense he'll go for us.

Might be good to have Mata and Gervinho playing inside forwards next to RVP, with Nasri in behind (in the position he actually wants to play in), with Rambo and Jack behind him?

Could this be the start of a beautiful plan?

Without any good defenders? No!