COPS in Highbury (BADDD BOYS! Whatcha Gon' DO?)

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COPS in Highbury (BADDD BOYS! Whatcha Gon' DO?)

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09:36 Highbury intersection Gillespie and St Thomas Roads, SC McDowell on duty

SC McDowell: “There goes Danny and Pete looking smashing in their Arsenal Ties…that’s odd they seem to be carrying a lot of stuff…Danny! What’s all that stuff you lot are carrying along…at least let me help you with it back to Highbury House…where did you get all these woman’s handbags anyway?â€
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13:41 SC’s McDowell and Cockerill Drayton Park


SC McDowell: “That was a good lunch, mate…the Arsenal Fish Bar still does it for me…â€
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16:02 Back at Holloway Police Station, Hornsey Road, with Superintendant Butcher and DCI Quartz as well as SCs Cockerill and


Supt Butcher:“Right then we have 16 woman now who say they were attacked and robbed by these Arsenal Gentleman since last night…â€
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18:17 Holloway Police Station, Hornsey Road, with Superintendant Butcher and DCI Quartz as well as SCs Cockerill and McDowell


Supt Butcher: Calm down, please, ladies…give me a chance…but we don’t have definite proof other than your eyewitness testimony. The word of you 16 against those two gentleman. And while we haven’t spoken to then we know they are Arsenal Men and Arsenal Gentlemen and certainly incapable of the actions you attest to here. Is it fair for you to unfairly accuse these honourable decent gentleman of crimes they could not have committed.

Young Woman 4:â€
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COPS has been filmed on location with the men and women of Law Enforcement in the Borough of Highbury and Islington. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty - except for Arsenal Men who are never guilty or even suspected of guilt no matter what the matter in question is or how compelling or overwhelming the evidence……
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Seek help and guidance - please
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Post by Jumpers For Goalposts »

Martin??? Are you married?
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storrmin571 wrote:Seek help and guidance - please
For what having a sense of humor? What an irony me advising someone else to chill
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Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Martin??? Are you married?
No but I was pretty wasted when I wrote this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Relax and enjoy I'm still pretty wasted now too
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BBC Statement:

The Pilot Episode of "Highbury Cops" will not be followed by a commissioned Series. A repeat of Rainman starring Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman will be shown instead on a weekly basis for the rest of the Season......... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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WTF? :?
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Post by chyren1 »

I lost it after the fifth post...

Like 5 minutes of my life I ll never have back.. :cry:
Why??oh why Martin?? :?
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

Come on guys, don't be so harsh or mean spirited. That must have taken a lot of work and I must say that I for one thought it was funny (if a little long). :oops: :lol: :lol:

And frank butcher's reply.....
frankbutcher wrote:BBC Statement:

The Pilot Episode of "Highbury Cops" will not be followed by a commissioned Series. A repeat of Rainman starring Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman will be shown instead on a weekly basis for the rest of the Season......... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
was just :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit: :lol: :wink:
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Post by Henry Norris 1913 »

I'm actually really scared marty :? :? :? :?:
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USMarty has been watching



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