Transfer Rumours Thread

Goonuz71 · Post by **Goonuz71** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:19 pm

we just HAVE to sign him now

jaun mata, jaun mata, your defence has someone to be scared of!
don't you ever, don't you ever, stop scoring goals and showing us you're awesome!"

fucking brilliant chant

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:41 pm

nexum5me wrote:the main reason we need to buy mata, is that he'd have a fucking brilliant song

to the tune of prince charming by adam and the ants:

"jaun mata, jaun mata, your defence has someone to be scared of!
don't you ever, don't you ever, stop scoring goals and showing us you're awesome!"

plus everyone could do the hand movements to the dance in the crowd together

And what song would that be then?

northbankbren · Post by **northbankbren** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:13 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
nexum5me wrote:the main reason we need to buy mata, is that he'd have a fucking brilliant song

to the tune of prince charming by adam and the ants:

"jaun mata, jaun mata, your defence has someone to be scared of!
don't you ever, don't you ever, stop scoring goals and showing us you're awesome!"

plus everyone could do the hand movements to the dance in the crowd together
And what song would that be then?

...yeah buy him, totally cant wait.

Captain Fabregas · Post by **Captain Fabregas** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:57 pm

Tottenham try to preempt Arsenal with Â£22m bid for Valencia's Juan Mata

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011 ... -juan-mata

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:43 am

Captain Fabregas wrote:Tottenham try to preempt Arsenal with Â£22m bid for Valencia's Juan Mata

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011 ... -juan-mata

spudscumcuntwhores

that spiv manager cheese on toast face redcrapp is a whorecunt

See Hill-Wood has been chopsing to the press again. Source Metro:

..The Gunners chief revealed they were knocked back in their initial approach for the Everton defender, but suggested they were still working behind the scenes to land their man.

â€˜We are trying to buy a few players but it isnâ€™t going to happen overnight,â€™ said Hill-Wood.

â€˜We have made a bid for him (Jagielka) but they didnâ€™t think it was enough. It is very busy but nothing is actually happening.â€™

Valencia ace Mata is also hotly tipped to be an Arsenal player within the next week, while Blackburn centre-back Samba remains high on Arsene Wengerâ€™s wish list.

Hill-Wood though, also fired a warning to Barcelona over their pursuit of Cesc Fabregas, and said the window was slowly closing for them to strike a deal for the Gunners skipper.

â€˜They have been messing about for a year and a half now and they have got to make up their minds,â€™ the Arsenal supremo explained.

â€˜The ball is in their court. They have made one bid of around Â£26m and another rather tentative one.

â€˜If they want to buy the player they are going to have to pay the right price â€“ and when you look at what is being paid elsewhere I donâ€™t think what we are asking is at all unreasonable.â€™

Asked whether the time was approaching when the north Londoners would call off talks, Hill-Wood added: â€˜We are getting close to that.â€™
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Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/8 ... z1TZWrjP1h

nexum5me · Post by **nexum5me** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:10 am

northbankbren wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
nexum5me wrote:the main reason we need to buy mata, is that he'd have a fucking brilliant song

to the tune of prince charming by adam and the ants:

"jaun mata, jaun mata, your defence has someone to be scared of!
don't you ever, don't you ever, stop scoring goals and showing us you're awesome!"

plus everyone could do the hand movements to the dance in the crowd together
And what song would that be then?
...yeah buy him, totally cant wait.

don't tell me you wouldn't join in, dance moves an' all

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:22 pm

nexum5me wrote:
northbankbren wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
nexum5me wrote:the main reason we need to buy mata, is that he'd have a fucking brilliant song

to the tune of prince charming by adam and the ants:

"jaun mata, jaun mata, your defence has someone to be scared of!
don't you ever, don't you ever, stop scoring goals and showing us you're awesome!"

plus everyone could do the hand movements to the dance in the crowd together
And what song would that be then?
...yeah buy him, totally cant wait.

don't tell me you wouldn't join in, dance moves an' all

To be fair, those dance moves were a bit funky!!

But no, it's not the song, it's the supposed new lyrics that are embarassing!!!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:27 pm

By the way, I bumped into Stuart Leslie Goddard and didn't recognise him without the face make-up on. I was finding it hard to reconcile the image of the guy standing in front of me and that of the famous 1980's pop singer, but he was insistent that he was that very same person. Indeed, one could say he was adamant!!

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:51 pm

Spuds won't sign Mata for two reasons, they aren't in the CL and their wages are capped at 60k a week according to 'Arry. The big problem is Man City, they are after a winger/midfielder according to reports. They'll just offer Â£25m and 150k a week and we'll be fooked!! Supposedly Mata is best buddies with David Silva too.

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:45 pm

IN:
Mata 20m
Cahill 17m
Samba 13m
Benzema 25m
Parker on loan
Enrique 9m
TOTAL - 84m

OUT:
Cesc 36m
Nasri 25m
Almunia free
Eboue 4m
Bendtner 9m
Squillaci free
TOTAL - 74m

It's not rocket science and it won't cost a fortune!

Peeman · Post by **Peeman** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:50 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:By the way, I bumped into Stuart Leslie Goddard and didn't recognise him without the face make-up on. I was finding it hard to reconcile the image of the guy standing in front of me and that of the famous 1980's pop singer, but he was insistent that he was that very same person. Indeed, one could say he was adamant!!

After all ur attempts at humour - this is the first time I actually laughed

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:07 pm

Like death, given enough time I end up getting to everyone eventually!!

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:20 pm

TeeCee wrote:IN:
Mata 20m
Cahill 17m
Samba 13m
Benzema 25m
Parker on loan
Enrique 9m
TOTAL - 84m

OUT:
Cesc 36m
Nasri 25m
Almunia free
Eboue 4m
Bendtner 9m
Squillaci free
TOTAL - 74m

It's not rocket science and it won't cost a fortune!

I really wish you were our manager TeeCee....

edit.... although - Diaby.... shoot in the *word censored*'s head.. no fee...

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:47 pm

Jenkinson won't last............. he can cross a ball!!

Still, Arsole can train that out of him

GoonerN5 · Post by **GoonerN5** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:04 pm

rigsby wrote:Fabregas out of the weekend because he is 'unsettled'.

Some Captain eh?

Sorry but captain or no captain, why the fuck would he want to stay and play with a bunch of *word censored* under a *word censored* of a manager and win fuck all again, or go home and play with quality players and win trophies?