US MARTINS BOARD THREAD

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:06 pm

SWLGooner wrote:I have heard quite a lot about Jerry Jones, don't really know what he's got to do with Arsenal though.

Is that Jimmy Jones's brother? Lives down the Gillespie Road?

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:08 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:I have heard quite a lot about Jerry Jones, don't really know what he's got to do with Arsenal though.
Is that Jimmy Jones's brother? Lives down the Gillespie Road?

No! that's Mickey Jones - plays in a band now.....has a flat above the chinese chippy on Blackstock Rd

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:59 am

OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:I have heard quite a lot about Jerry Jones, don't really know what he's got to do with Arsenal though.
Is that Jimmy Jones's brother? Lives down the Gillespie Road?

No! that's Mickey Jones - plays in a band now.....has a flat above the chinese chippy on Blackstock Rd

No no no - you're thinking of Blind Dog Mickey Jarvis, the busker at Finsbury Park Station.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:39 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:I have heard quite a lot about Jerry Jones, don't really know what he's got to do with Arsenal though.
Is that Jimmy Jones's brother? Lives down the Gillespie Road?

No! that's Mickey Jones - plays in a band now.....has a flat above the chinese chippy on Blackstock Rd
No no no - you're thinking of Blind Dog Mickey Jarvis, the busker at Finsbury Park Station.

What!? Oh! the one with thr three legged dog and the eyeball piercing ?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:07 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:I have heard quite a lot about Jerry Jones, don't really know what he's got to do with Arsenal though.
Is that Jimmy Jones's brother? Lives down the Gillespie Road?

No! that's Mickey Jones - plays in a band now.....has a flat above the chinese chippy on Blackstock Rd
No no no - you're thinking of Blind Dog Mickey Jarvis, the busker at Finsbury Park Station.
What!? Oh! the one with thr three legged dog and the eyeball piercing ?

Well, all I know is; when it comes to boxing, never bet on the white guy.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:09 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote: Is that Jimmy Jones's brother? Lives down the Gillespie Road?

No! that's Mickey Jones - plays in a band now.....has a flat above the chinese chippy on Blackstock Rd
No no no - you're thinking of Blind Dog Mickey Jarvis, the busker at Finsbury Park Station.
What!? Oh! the one with thr three legged dog and the eyeball piercing ?
Well, all I know is; when it comes to boxing, never bet on the white guy.

Or Audley Harrison.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:10 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote: No! that's Mickey Jones - plays in a band now.....has a flat above the chinese chippy on Blackstock Rd
No no no - you're thinking of Blind Dog Mickey Jarvis, the busker at Finsbury Park Station.
What!? Oh! the one with thr three legged dog and the eyeball piercing ?
Well, all I know is; when it comes to boxing, never bet on the white guy.
Or Audley Harrison.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:45 am

Okay! Okay! Enough of the

GOSSIP

RUMOUR MONGERING

INNUENDO

and POINTLESS TITTLE TATTLE......

I've got a genuine and Very real Scoop for Y'all:

Wenger has signed anew Left Back his name is Peter Hill-Wood (His previous club was Arsenal Board AllStars) Yup! it IS one and the same Fat Ceeegaaar Puffin, Brandy Swilling Guzzzling MillionaireCuntoFucker who has previously Slagged Off Us Gooners, But he has come to save the day......not sure which day that is,,,,but Hey! we're feckin' desperate...The plan is he stands - though AFC have applied for special dispensation for him to be allowed a 4 seater chesterfield sofa on the pitch...upn which he can recline with said Cigar and Brandy...and bark orders at the team....And as Squillaci is playing in the CB position....we have no worries....he stands in the left back position and blinds the opposition with great plumes of cigar smoke with one hand firmly tucked into his (Gordon Gecko style) bracers......Humpphhinh and Arrrgghhhingg about how wonderful Le Boss is and what a fine job he is doing of making plenty of Mooolaaah for their very worthy cause.....Profit Before Trophies!

ALSO: Arsenal are offering a One Off Special Deal on Shirts - where for the price of three you can get two.....one home shirt and one away - yes those shirts that are cheap looking and have a rubbery substance that will melt and crack after 3 washes - with a newly designed badge that depicts our holy icon of the Cannon surrounded by Ganja leaves proclaiming a term that Denilson never managed to include in his lexicon 'Forward'.....

Also IF you do buy both shirts...you can get our new left back's abbreviated name 'PHEW' (no 2,000,000) printed, all for the price of a dented water bottled....all bottle's personally kicked and autographed by our hero Arsene (what's a transfer window?) Wenger...

So look lively Gooners...before this tantalising offer closes!!! and you are forever bereft of a shirt 125 years old and a team that is being dis-mantled week by week.....all in the name of 'Profit'.

DUFFMAN · Post by **DUFFMAN** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:23 pm

Bollocks I'll post them in here then.

Of course because you'd let fellow brits rape and kill your club - and say nothing at all. Say hi to Combo for me.

Boy I wonder how much worse things would be if you didn't actually love Arsenal. I wonder if they could be worse...

Whatever. Funny thing is you'll go all quiet when the truith becomes clear and you can't pretend anymore. Good luck then.

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This is, always has been, and always will be a PRO-ARSENAL Movement and nothing more or less

If someone wants to continually pm me messages when I'm clearly the last person to agree with them then tough shit if they get posted in the open. If he don't like it then he can just stop sending them.

My thread gets locked while threads about members birthdays, guitarists and who's the fittest sky bird all stay in arsenal chat for long enough.

Bollocks to you.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:29 pm

DUFFMAN wrote:....

My thread gets locked while threads about members birthdays, guitarists and who's the fittest sky bird all stay in arsenal chat for long enough...

That's because we've got to have some sort of quality control!!

We'll allow shit, but not just any old shit!!

DUFFMAN wrote:....Bollocks to you.

Thanks but I've already got me own. However, I've heard that mikeyb is still trying to grow a pair so maybe you should offer them to him?

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:31 pm

Having read DUFFMANS post above It makes me laugh all the abuse is still there from USM if someone disagrees with him but its in pm form now, its fucking ridiculous how this is allowed to continue

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:31 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
DUFFMAN wrote:....

My thread gets locked while threads about members birthdays, guitarists and who's the fittest sky bird all stay in arsenal chat for long enough...
That's because we've got to have some sort of quality control!! We'll allow shit, but not just any old shit!!

DUFFMAN wrote:....Bollocks to you.
Thanks but I've already got me own. However, I've heard that mikeyb is still trying to grow a pair so maybe you should offer them to him?

Ouch Hlebby

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:33 pm

To be fair, herd deserves credit for coming up with mikeyb's hilarious new nickname. I'm just continuing the joke.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:33 am

flash gunner wrote:Having read DUFFMANS post above It makes me laugh all the abuse is still there from USM if someone disagrees with him but its in pm form now, its fucking ridiculous how this is allowed to continue

I agree. He should be banned. Enough is enough. When I tried to help Martin the last time he just inundated me with long ranting pm's. The guy is not all there.

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:01 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Having read DUFFMANS post above It makes me laugh all the abuse is still there from USM if someone disagrees with him but its in pm form now, its fucking ridiculous how this is allowed to continue
I agree. He should be banned. Enough is enough. When I tried to help Martin the last time he just inundated me with long ranting pm's. The guy is not all there.

I presume this has been forwarded onto Mike Francis then?