Transfer Rumours Thread

Nos89 · Post by **Nos89** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:53 pm

RoscommonGooner wrote:
Peeman wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_G%C3%B6tze

Wikipedia jumping the gun

Mario GÃ¶tze
Mario GÃ¶tze playing for Germany
Personal information
Date of birth 3 June 1992 (1992-06-03) (age 19)
Place of birth Memmingen, Germany
Height 1.76 m (5 ft 9 1⁄2 in)
Playing position Attacking midfielder
Club information
Current club Arsenal
If wiki says it's true then it must be true

Sorry to piss on your parade they said the same about Ricardo Alvarez, now of Inter Milan. If it ain't on .com it ain't happening

Steviegooner · Post by **Steviegooner** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:55 pm

Reports coming in we will sign M'villa from rennes tomorrow for Â£25 million, reports say we have bid 22 million today for him but his club are holding out for 30 million however arsenal are hoping that rennes will accept a bid of 25 million.

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:55 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:If we actually sign Mario GoatzÃ« I'll celebrate by doing the Goatse
Are you sure Rebel and his family won't already be 'using' them?

ta-ga-tschhhhhh

Post by **Chippy** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:57 pm

Anybody got a tally on how many players we're going to sign tomorrow?

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:57 pm

Captain Fabregas wrote:yeah...google goatse, it's nothing to do with the footballer, or goats.

DO NOT SEARCH GOATSE ON GOOGLE. I FUCKING MEAN IT.

if you're curious about what it is, search on wikipedia, or leave google's filter on moderate at least.

i mean it, it's fucking awful.

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:58 pm

Captain Fabregas wrote:yeah...google goatse, it's nothing to do with the footballer, or goats.

Has it got anything to do with goat molesting perverts from the peoples republic of cork?

If it was a sheep I'd understand, but a goat? That's wrong.

I am almost a xmas level excitement over a raft of super quality signings. However I feel deep down it will be the xmas I never got the A Team van.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:58 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:If we actually sign Mario GoatzÃ« I'll celebrate by doing the Goatse
Are you sure Rebel and his family won't already be 'using' them?
ta-ga-tschhhhhh

Is that a typed version of a 'rim - shot' ??

OIf so I'm gonna let KJ know you're into Rim Shots!

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:01 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:If we actually sign Mario GoatzÃ« I'll celebrate by doing the Goatse
Are you sure Rebel and his family won't already be 'using' them?
ta-ga-tschhhhhh

Is that a typed version of a 'rim - shot' ??

OIf so I'm gonna let KJ know you're into Rim Shots!

smart arse

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:06 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Henry Norris 1913 wrote:If we actually sign Mario GoatzÃ« I'll celebrate by doing the Goatse
Are you sure Rebel and his family won't already be 'using' them?
ta-ga-tschhhhhh

Is that a typed version of a 'rim - shot' ??

OIf so I'm gonna let KJ know you're into Rim Shots!
smart arse

And neither was it a slip of the tongue

the playing mantis · Post by **the playing mantis** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:10 pm

fwank, i will buy@320 easy money.

Peeman · Post by **Peeman** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:12 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:
Captain Fabregas wrote:yeah...google goatse, it's nothing to do with the footballer, or goats.
DO NOT SEARCH GOATSE ON GOOGLE. I FUCKING MEAN IT.

if you're curious about what it is, search on wikipedia, or leave google's filter on moderate at least.

i mean it, it's fucking awful.

+1

I did not take this advice and I regret it now

10 times worse than 2girls1cup

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:13 pm

the playing mantis wrote:fwank, i will buy@320 easy money.

you're forgetting commission !

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:13 pm

Who's the scummer OBG? Fuck evidence out the filth. My Wife called someone a scummer to their face this weekend, blamed it on pregnancy hormones.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:14 pm

Peeman wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
Captain Fabregas wrote:yeah...google goatse, it's nothing to do with the footballer, or goats.
DO NOT SEARCH GOATSE ON GOOGLE. I FUCKING MEAN IT.

if you're curious about what it is, search on wikipedia, or leave google's filter on moderate at least.

i mean it, it's fucking awful.
+1

I did not take this advice and I regret it now

10 times worse than 2girls1cup

In THAT case I withdraw my offer.

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:14 pm

SSN reports a pub on the Holloway Road has gone bust after its most frequent, long-standing customer finally gets a job!