Transfer Rumours Thread

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
Captain Fabregas wrote:Arsenal close in on Belgian defender Mark De man. They are also interested in compatriots, striker Skor De gaull and keeper Blok De Schott.
:coffeespit: :coffeespit: :coffeespit:
This is clearly a load of bollocks, cos we play zonal marking now. :roll:
In which position? :? And is he any good? :? :lol: :lol: :wink:

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1989 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
1989 wrote:fuck off! :evil:



:wink:
No abuse you can give me can match the abuse I'm giving myself every time I see that moist colombian morsel of vaginery McMuffin simulating a bit of reverse cowgirl. :-P :oops:
Can you imagine her in bed. :shock:

Funnily enough it has a thought that has been in my mind too 8) :lol:

Mind you I might be a bit old for her apparent "flexibility" :oops: :worried:

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More on Arteta and Sky Sports' Spanish correspondent Guillem Balague reports that Arsenal, Everton and the player are in discussions about a move to the Emirates.

SKY SPORTS

If this comes off I'll give Arsene credit for once, its perfect sense for him to be signed. Now hopefully him and one more. :barscarf:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Babatunde wrote:How old is Arteta?
29 I think.
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
Babatunde wrote:How old is Arteta?
29 apparently.
I read somewhere that he is 29. 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Is he 29?

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1989 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
1989 wrote:fuck off! :evil:



:wink:
No abuse you can give me can match the abuse I'm giving myself every time I see that moist colombian morsel of vaginery McMuffin simulating a bit of reverse cowgirl. :-P :oops:
Can you imagine her in bed. :shock:
All show no action. She's actually not that good in bed. :lol: :lol: :wink:

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rigsby wrote:More on Arteta and Sky Sports' Spanish correspondent Guillem Balague reports that Arsenal, Everton and the player are in discussions about a move to the Emirates.

SKY SPORTS

If this comes off I'll give Arsene credit for once, its perfect sense for him to be signed. Now hopefully him and one more. :barscarf:

I said that a few days ago too - I couldnt understand how clubs and particularly our club hadnt been in for him esp given everton's finances :o
I think calling him a poor man's cesc is very very harsh......he isnt as good as cesc of course but cesc is a world class talent so very few are 8)

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I Hate Hleb wrote:
1989 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
1989 wrote:fuck off! :evil:



:wink:
No abuse you can give me can match the abuse I'm giving myself every time I see that moist colombian morsel of vaginery McMuffin simulating a bit of reverse cowgirl. :-P :oops:
Can you imagine her in bed. :shock:
All show no action. She's actually not that good in bed. :lol: :lol: :wink:

Those drugs affecting you again hlebby ? Hallucinating is frightening eh ? :wink: :lol:

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Indeed mate, spot on. A lot of people just wont be happy with anyone we bring in in the Cesc role. I think we should put Cesc out of our minds, and just view the player coming in on his own merits. I've wanted him at Arsenal for a while and would be happy with him there.

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I thought she was a shit shag that's why I sent her over to hlebby.

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storrmin571 wrote:I thought she was a shit shag that's why I sent her over to hlebby.
And you were right. She really loves a bit of scat!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Ian Dennis at the BBC reporting Benayoun is on his way to Arsenal.

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augie wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:
1989 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
1989 wrote:fuck off! :evil:



:wink:
No abuse you can give me can match the abuse I'm giving myself every time I see that moist colombian morsel of vaginery McMuffin simulating a bit of reverse cowgirl. :-P :oops:
Can you imagine her in bed. :shock:
All show no action. She's actually not that good in bed. :lol: :lol: :wink:

Those drugs affecting you again hlebby ? Hallucinating is frightening eh ? :wink: :lol:
They've probably shrivelled his cock into something resembling one of Redknobb's chin-flaps, with a fiveskin hanging off of it. No wonder she "wasn't actually that good", she was riding a cock made of bingo wings. :roll: :lol:

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Or maybe despite her looks and great body she's not that good in bed? :roll: :roll: :banghead: :banghead: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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RIGHT - looking like only Arteta and Benayoun are the choices now. Will we get one or both? hmmmm.....

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