Who's head would you most like to take a dump on

Steviegooner · Post by **Steviegooner** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:19 pm

Which player or manager of opposition teams would you most like to take a dump on the head of mine would have to be a choice of two with one being an old adversary and a modern day one first off has to be ruud van horse face along with Samir lesbian haircut Nasri....

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:23 pm

Samir fucking Nasri's!!!

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:25 pm

Denis Irwin

Justin Edinburgh

Edward Sheringham

Sewer Rat the Elder

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:29 pm

Kevin Kilbane.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:30 pm

Why Denis Irwin Percy?

For me it would be Cashley, except I have a sneaky suspicion he'd quite enjoy it.

So it's got to be Ferguson, he is an unbelievable *word censored*

Steviegooner · Post by **Steviegooner** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:31 pm

Percy Dalton wrote:Denis Irwin

Justin Edinburgh

Edward Sheringham

Sewer Rat the Elder

That's four you sure u could manage

augie · Post by **augie** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:15 pm

Steviegooner wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Denis Irwin

Justin Edinburgh

Edward Sheringham

Sewer Rat the Elder

That's four you sure u could manage

Dont have any doubt mate........a body that big could def have a dump 4 times before lunch even

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:20 pm

Drogba
Xavi
Iniesta
Shakiras gay fella

Anybody who is associated with cheating barca *word censored*

augie · Post by **augie** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:24 pm

Of the current players in the game the following would be my options -

evra......a dispicable *word censored* who seems to scare the fcuk out of whoever we play on our right wing

j terry.....a scumbag coniving treacherous *word censored* from a scumbag trailor trash family

Of course if we are inc our own players then diaby and song would def get my vote

Too many ex players to mention but suffice to say that sheringham, roy keane, ratface neville are all high on the list - cuntbags one and all

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:31 pm

augie wrote:Of the current players in the game the following would be my options -

evra......a dispicable c**t who seems to scare the fcuk out of whoever we play on our right wing

He was fucking shite in the 8-2 though

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:34 pm

SWLGooner wrote:Why Denis Irwin Percy?

For me it would be Cashley, except I have a sneaky suspicion he'd quite enjoy it.

So it's got to be Ferguson, he is an unbelievable c**t

Juat always hated the fucktard since the brawl at Old Shatford. Weasel faced tosser!

worthing gooner · Post by **worthing gooner** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:50 pm

Im not into that!

Not even on glass coffee tables!

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:57 pm

Joey Barton and if I have any left of my dump, it would be John"'Ard man Terry" ...

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:24 pm

Percy Dalton wrote:Denis Irwin

Justin Edinburgh

Edward Sheringham

Sewer Rat the Elder

Excellent list. I'd addâ€¦

Brian McClair
Sheringham
Vinny Samways
Paul Stewart
Garry Mabbutâ€™s mask
Tony Pulisâ€™ baseball cap
Rory Delapâ€™s towel
Roy Wegerle
Brian McClair
Sammy Lee
Busquets
Brian McClair
Mike Phelan

I'm off to eat some bran flakes.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:12 am

After a Very Heavy night on the hottest Curry I could manage - and sevral pints of the ole dark Velvet and Cider Snake Bite AND some laxatives with Oat Bran - I woould shit on:

El hadj Diouf

Almunia (in his gob!)

Fergie

Allardyce

Greedywhore

Robbie keane (pikeytcunt)

Mike (spineless fergieknobsuckingcunt) Riley (yes, I know he's a ref but deserves it!)

and Taylor (he ended Eduardo's career with us!)

oh and of course GoofyChubbyDyke cashwhore nasri