Royal rumble

burns718 · Post by **burns718** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:09 am

if all the arsenal players had a mass fiht who would come out on top, i know treore has a masters degree in kickjudoboxingarate or sumin but i rekon king kolo would jus lay him out, or mad jens jus goin into over drive swinging windmills all over the show. but there is somthing about gilberto's sad eyes - i think hes a killa

demzy · Post by **demzy** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:12 am

Jens would definetly be one of the last ones standing. I reckon big phill would have to be a darkhouse, surely he doesnt have shaved head for nothing

Post by **T.S** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:15 am

My money's on Eboue. Once the fight starts, he'll just hide until everyone's battered the shit out of each other, and he'll emerge as the last man standing.

Either that, or Diaby. Have you seen the fucking size of him?!

MizzNaughty · Post by **MizzNaughty** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:17 am

diaby looks a bit weak though.
my moneys on lehmann

RocastleRock · Post by **RocastleRock** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:18 am

Nic Bentner's pretty big..

Tho he would just think he's the best fighter in the land and get his ass kick.

By Adebayor

Post by **T.S** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:18 am

Actually, I take the Diaby thing back. My money is now on RvP! The man is a fucking nutter when he wants to be!

burns718 · Post by **burns718** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:18 am

diaby is a gd shout, i rekon with that reach hes got some momentum in the lanky arms. phil looks like the persian monster from the film 300

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:19 am

most of our players are pussys. i could imagine cesc and theo crying in the corner.

but toure is a beast - anyone seen the pic of him and eboue on the back of that freebie book in the silver membership package?!

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:36 am

K a r e l =] wrote:most of our players are pussys. i could imagine cesc and theo crying in the corner. but toure is a beast - anyone seen the pic of him and eboue on the back of that freebie book in the silver membership package?!

Flaminal would have to be in with a chance. Not the strongest but he'd last forever

Jens as well, he is mad

Theo would be the first one to get knocked out, he is tiny

Adebayor, Toure and Senderos would be the most likely to win by my opinion.

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:40 am

yeah thats one of the pics khalid! and the one on the back where kolo shows his muscle and eboue has fuck all

you'd be a mug to offer toure out

and as for walcott, even i would nut him

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:47 am

K a r e l =] wrote:yeah thats one of the pics khalid! and the one on the back where kolo shows his muscle and eboue has fuck all you'd be a mug to offer toure out and as for walcott, even i would nut him

Me too, but he'd be too fast to catch

Anyway, the whole Arsenal book has a certain homo-erotic theme to it, doesn't it?

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:57 am

yeah lol i noticed that too

too much bare legs and chest in that mag, it should be given to the female fans

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:31 am

Jens would win, all good psychopaths are able to pull some kind of hidden strength out of somewhere when they need it.

Toure a close second though.

And definitely Walcott or Eboue last.Eboue cries if the wind blows the wrong way.

and I'd imagine Gallas might do alright too....

Imagine this actually happened.

Bendtner and Adebayor would have the biggest smiles on their faces I think.

crocit · Post by **crocit** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:58 am

Theo

Post by **REB** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:29 am

gallas,, and if he doesnt get what he wants he will sit in the corner and cry