As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
JakeN13 wrote:Rather than coming up with new ones I would prefer to dust off few oldies. I really miss the, clap 2 times, clap, clap 3 times, clap 4 times..then shout ARSENAL (sorry only way I can describe it ) on the top of your voice. For me that's what the whole stadium should be doing, rather than any silly music, when the players come out. To get that going in the news stadium I suppose you would have to Americanise it and have it on the screens as well as having the speaker urging people to join in...but it's better than nothing. One of the greatest mystery's of life is the Nelson Vivas song, it was probably the best song I've heard our fans sing when it comes to creating an atmosphear...but why Nelson Vivas, and why has it never been used again for any other player?? I would like to give Frimpong or Wilshere that song.
Or you could have just said...to the tune of "Oh to be a Gooner!"
(For when RVP isn't injured - so not too often and scores a goal) to the tune of 'Let It Be'
I know 'Let It Be' is something of a 'dirge' but !?
When we find ourselves in trouble
RVP scores to bring us level (or) take the lead
Van Persie
Van Persie
Van Persie
Van Persie
Scoring goals for Arsenal Van Persie!
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:To knick knack paddywack:
Fe-ee Fi, Fo-oo Fum
He smells the blood of a tottnumb c**t
Chelsea blue or united red
Mertesacker says you're dead
Simply cannot believe Hlebby hasn't told you "that last line doesn't quite scan"!
True. Starting to worry that maybe he really is lying under a bridge somewhere in a puddle of piss being molested by tramps and badgers. Muttering in his sleep about how he wrote one of the ad-libs on Aggadoo while on tour with George Clinton and that time Bob Monkhouse stole one of his punch lines.
Come on Hlebby, phone in and let us know you're ok.
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:To knick knack paddywack:
Fe-ee Fi, Fo-oo Fum
He smells the blood of a tottnumb c**t
Chelsea blue or united red
Mertesacker says you're dead
Simply cannot believe Hlebby hasn't told you "that last line doesn't quite scan"!
True. Starting to worry that maybe he really is lying under a bridge somewhere in a puddle of piss being molested by tramps and badgers. Muttering in his sleep about how he wrote one of the ad-libs on Aggadoo while on tour with George Clinton and that time Bob Monkhouse stole one of his punch lines.
Come on Hlebby, phone in and let us know you're ok.
Don't forget the time he was hired as a warm up act for George Michael.
I'd loved to have seen Hlebby's face when he realised the "warm up act" was for one of George's *infamous gay sex parties and Hlebby was chief fluffer!
*I say "infamous" I do of course mean "imaginary".
DB10GOONER wrote:Don't forget the time he was hired as a warm up act for George Michael.
I'd loved to have seen Hlebby's face when he realised the "warm up act" was for one of George's *infamous gay sex parties and Hlebby was chief fluffer!
*I say "infamous" I do of course mean "imaginary".
Or that time he done a floater in Barrymore's pool.
DB10GOONER wrote:Don't forget the time he was hired as a warm up act for George Michael.
I'd loved to have seen Hlebby's face when he realised the "warm up act" was for one of George's *infamous gay sex parties and Hlebby was chief fluffer!
*I say "infamous" I do of course mean "imaginary".
Or that time he done a floater in Barrymore's pool.
DB10GOONER wrote:Don't forget the time he was hired as a warm up act for George Michael.
I'd loved to have seen Hlebby's face when he realised the "warm up act" was for one of George's *infamous gay sex parties and Hlebby was chief fluffer!
*I say "infamous" I do of course mean "imaginary".
Or that time he done a floater in Barrymore's pool.
But also;
Yet still;
Poor Hlebby's gonna read through this thread and spit his coffee out. I hope for his sake they do free refills at the soup kitchen.