Royal rumble

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:34 am

Cesc is a bit of a nutter when he gets going. Remember the Cashley round the throat incident! My money is on him. Dirty little b*st*ard when it suits him.

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:35 am

Gallas too he would get hurt, cry, then go fucking mental and kill everyone

TheOne2Smooth · Post by **TheOne2Smooth** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:45 am

SPUDMASHER wrote:Cesc is a bit of a nutter when he gets going. Remember the Cashley round the throat incident! My money is on him. Dirty little b*st*ard when it suits him.

and he has mugged off Frank Lampard twice!

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:47 am

mad jens, or william gallas

Magic Merse · Post by **Magic Merse** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:30 am

Theo would just run around untill everyone ended up having heart attacks. My moneys on him.

sithegooner · Post by **sithegooner** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:57 am

i think it would come down to jens and kolo, then martin keown would come out of no where and fuck them both up!!!

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:13 pm

sithegooner wrote:i think it would come down to jens and kolo, then martin keown would come out of no where and fuck them both up!!!

Guest appearance, good idea

We could get Cashley to come as well, he'd be the typical annoying twat who talks big, that everyone hates, even his own fans.

It'll hurt more than that, Cashley, much more

RossieGooner · Post by **RossieGooner** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:24 pm

sithegooner wrote:i think it would come down to jens and kolo, then martin keown would come out of no where and fuck them both up!!!

If we're going for ex-players too, then my moneys on John "leave yer head there a sec" Hartson...

burns718 · Post by **burns718** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:27 pm

if were gettin like that then id go for lauren, those eyes, an he never got any sht from other players (suggests sumin to me)

Post by **T.S** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:28 pm

If we're thinking in terms of ex-players, I think a team of Manu Petit and Paddy would be devastating!

Magic Merse · Post by **Magic Merse** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:45 pm

Imagin this, if you will,

A pristine football pitch in the summer sun, a gentle breeze blowing a leaf through the air, a center circle full of men beating the shit out of each other. Legs, fists, knees smashing into faces, stomachs etc. Various bodys are strewn upon the floor. The grass a slightly sinister shade of red. Then a rumble.... soft at first. It builds up speed and intensity. The ground starts shaking. The more alert battlers stop and turn round. BAM!!! Something hits the bundle. Bodys fly into the air. Everybody is left flattened or up by the flood lights. On the center point is a solitry figure bathing in the warm glow of sucess. Who is this man? Where Did He Come From? These questions don't matter beacuse when Luzhny starts running, there is nothing that can get in his way!

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:02 pm

no one put their money on Peter Storey yet?

dorset_gooner · Post by **dorset_gooner** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:48 pm

If we go by the newspaper reports Rosicky allegedly has plenty of stamina about him and can take on two at a time - so my moneys on him

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:58 pm

Beware the quiet man I say, Sagna looks like he could well handle himself in an understated "shit I just picked on the wrong mutha fucker" way.

tomkingsbury · Post by **tomkingsbury** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:07 pm

demzy wrote: I reckon big phill would have to be a darkhouse, surely he doesnt have shaved head for nothing

he'd prob end up knocking himself out!!

for me van the man had a rough up bringing so he would prob end up in the last five. Traore would def be up there, so would gallas and mad jens, leaving one more, the one that would win, who'd be:

Eboue!!
yes, he'd lie on the floor pretending someone had hit him badly, then get up and bruce lee their asses. C'mon, he must be good at something!