Royal rumble

tomkingsbury · Post by **tomkingsbury** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:09 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:no one put their money on Peter Storey yet?

fuck me, he was a hard bastard - never saw him play, too young but heard nuff stuff about his 'tackling' prowess. If we're on the topic of past gooners who were hard as fuck, how about wilf copping!!

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:31 pm

Tomkingsbury the lying Van Persie fucker wrote:

Eboue!!
yes, he'd lie on the floor pretending someone had hit him badly, then get up and bruce lee their asses. C'mon, he must be good at something!

No actually, he musn't be good at anything. If he was then I couldn't call him a "useless snivelling slimy good for nothing *word censored*" could I? But I can, so he isn't. F*ck 'im

samstrange · Post by **samstrange** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:55 pm

PHILLIPE WOULD KICK THE SHIT OUT ALL OF THEM!

Lethal · Post by **Lethal** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:22 pm

traore could bring his old knuckleduster although its gotta be king koloooooooo to win it

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:49 pm

Traore would win. He is an ex kickboxer, and would have too much handspeed for the stronger Toure who would have problems defending high kicks to his head.

As for all time, reckon it would be between Peter Storey, Tony Adams, Martin Keown , Steve Bould and Sol Campbell.

Probably Sol.

jacko-arsnl · Post by **jacko-arsnl** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:04 pm

Pat rice all the way who would wanna hit big pat. i bet hiding behind that little smily face of his is anger and danger

20.01.96 · Post by **20.01.96** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:34 pm

tomkingsbury wrote:
demzy wrote: I reckon big phill would have to be a darkhouse, surely he doesnt have shaved head for nothing
Eboue!!
yes, he'd lie on the floor pretending someone had hit him badly, then get up and bruce lee their asses. C'mon, he must be good at something!

He would be lying on the floor after diaby 'clubs' Eboue 'every time.' Cant imagine Diaby being a hard nut tho!! I wouldn't like to run into Jens when he is in one of his stresses!!!

tenementfunster5 · Post by **tenementfunster5** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:17 am

Been thinking long and hard about this all day at work..... here's what i came up with:

Toure - is a beast of a man but i see him doing his 'calm down boys no worries' hand gesture he does when he sheepards the ball away from an attacker and plays a simple ball to midfield,

Senderos - looks dumb but is supposed to be very intellegent so he'd prob suss out the opponents before wading in with a few clubbing blows and then retreating to a safe distance away from Jens and his windmills.

Lehmann - mad jens would be right up for it, flailling arms and angry pointing, but dont get too close to him or he'll fall over claiming to have been hit with a low blow.

Fabregas - he'll start well with lots of vision seeing the gaps and hitting them with ease before deciding that the flamster is an animal and best left alone.

Flamini - will be full of energy and wont back down from anyone. Keep going right til the end but just lose out for not being glamorous enough.

Van Persie - right up for it as long as his hair can stay in place.

Eboue - Gone early doors without being touched. Must be that mystery sniper again

Winner - Mr Wenger
His coolness and ability to spot a weakness will aid him to victory. He'll stay nice and steady and wait for the opportune moment and with a swift strike he takes the win. Plus he must have learned some martial arts shit in Japan.

Wow! I really should try and do some work now and again

U.F.G Anfield '89 · Post by **U.F.G Anfield '89** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:45 am

tenementfunster, welcome back, where you been mate?

Red Gunner · Post by **Red Gunner** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:46 am

tenementfunster5 wrote:Winner - Mr Wenger
His coolness and ability to spot a weakness will aid him to victory. He'll stay nice and steady and wait for the opportune moment and with a swift strike he takes the win. Plus he must have learned some martial arts shit in Japan.

Tzu-Grab-Testes

tenementfunster5 wrote:Wow! I really should try and do some work now and again

Great work, tenement, fuck work (in your job that is)

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:15 am

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:... Peter Storey ...

Strange, thats the second time I've heard that name mentioned today.

Mate of mine who lives down the road sez to me this afternoon that the last time he was in London,(Dec '07) a mate of his, who is a regular at Walthamstow dog track, saw Peter Storey,-YES Arsenal LEGEND, sleeping rough outside on a bench in Green Lanes! Bollocks says I, yr fulla shit, but he was adamant that this is a true story.

Steve, that is his name, hails from Bounds Green,and spends 6 mths in London and 6 here, also claims that Stan Bowles,-remember him? has also hit rock bottom. Being part of the same bunch of mates that have gambled and frittered away there cash on wine wimmen and song.

Say it ain't so. If anyone knows anything contrary to this hopefully bullshit tale,can you let me know?
At least we could have whiparound and give him a bed for the night or something.

I really would hate to see a true Goon like Peter Storey end up like this.

This is a not one of my bullshit posts, and truly hope it ain't true.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:46 am

Peter Storey - fecking legendary Arsenal hardman!!

I know he had a spell in prison a few years back, so it wouldn't surprise me if he had indeed fallen on bad times. I agree with you though that if it's true, something should be done. It's heart-breaking to see an Arsenal legend living like that and if it is confirmed, the club should be made aware and maybe they could organise something for him.