- The fans are desperate for the introduction of a kid who was only the third best player at League 1 Southampton.
- A Conference right-back is coming on to save the day against Gareth Bale.
- Fans are taking encouragement in a 'good performance' after losing to Spuds
- With the score looking bad and Arsenal desperately chasing a goal, a giant centre-back was flung up front...when an £80k a week Morroccan striker doesn't get a look in. And the summer signing up front cannot be trusted as he was out of his depth against Shrewsbury
- Your left back is so atrocious you start to wonder what might have been had Clichy stayed
- When your reserve right backs of Djourou and Jenskinson are so pony it makes you question whether Eboue should ever have been released
- You look at the Spuds striker, formerly one of your own, and wish he was playing up front for you
- The famous Arsenal known for their defending, and you are looking at Spuds' defence and thinking it is so much superior than your own
- You see Spuds finish the game with the likes of Livermore, Bale, Walker, and people like Lennon out...and then you think to your own club's laughable 'youth policy' even though you have just watched Aaron Ramsay and Theo Walcott.
- When you look at an Arsenal starting 11 in a NLD and think to yourself that only three of them would get in the Spuds team. Disgraceful.
- Fans got excited about the signing of Gervinho. Even though he has less international caps than Eboue, and Eboue is trusted to play on the wing ahead of him most times.
- Some fans actually thought Benayoun would add anything.
- Arsenal lose three out of the last four North London derbies and scrape a draw in the other. When was the last time ANY Arsenal team had a run that disgusting in NLD?
- Arsenal will probably spend the entire season looking up at Spuds.
- You wish Scott Parker had signed for your club instead of Spuds. Scott fucking Parker.
- The manager will simply dismiss the fans, and 30,000 sheep will renew their STs next summer, go to the Armoury and buy the new kit and chant 'One Arsene Wenger' again.
- Despite an enormous wage bill, you still wish your side could compete with Norwich, Everton, Villa and Newcastle in the league.
- You would literally take any competent manager to replace the epic wanker in charge of your club.
- Despite the highest ticket prices in the world, many fans are listless automatons, who continue to do fuck all to force change but actually promote it, by buying tickets.
- One win against a rubbish side soon, and all will be forgotten.
I want my Arsenal back. This is sickening.
