Mackems footy thread

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Post by arseofacrow »

It's the entrance to the training ground.

Seriously

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Post by bigreddave »

Glad i'm not going to this, it's gonna be dire stuff between two shite teams. 0-0.

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bigreddave wrote:Glad i'm not going to this, it's gonna be dire stuff between two shite teams. 0-0.
This is the thread for the official game, not the fans one :wink:

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SWLGooner wrote:
bigreddave wrote:Glad i'm not going to this, it's gonna be dire stuff between two shite teams. 0-0.
This is the thread for the official game, not the fans one :wink:
:lol: :lol:

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safcftm wrote:We'll have no strikers, we cant keep possession, we have all the passion of a brick and we have the tactical genius that is Steve Bruce with his multitude of excuses (for a few of them, see http://stevebruceblames.tumblr.com/ )

4-0 Arsenal, we're going to get torn to pieces unfortunately
change buce to wenger in that sentance and thats pretty much afc at the moment.

you will get a draw i reckon

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safcftm wrote:We'll have no strikers, we cant keep possession, we have all the passion of a brick and we have the tactical genius that is Steve Bruce with his multitude of excuses (for a few of them, see http://stevebruceblames.tumblr.com/ )

4-0 Arsenal, we're going to get torn to pieces unfortunately
Last season you were looking equally woeful when you came to our place and if I remember rightly the 0-0 draw you got was about your only point in six or seven games ??

Mate, you can be as flimsy and flaky as you like but we don't batter anyone these days. Yourselves and Blackburn who couldn't buy a point in the second half of last season both left our place with comfortable draws in their backpocket and the GIC bemoaning refereeing decisions and commending you with "credit to ____, they defended very well".

When you play one isolated striker in RvP and two wide men incapable of providing any cutting edge then frankly Shrewsbury Town can "defend very well" against it.

I predict a 1-0 win to us, probably a penalty, and we will have turned the corner and proved we can cope with big disappointments. Unfortunately we live in a world where people make instant judgements. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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SWLGooner wrote:
bigreddave wrote:Glad i'm not going to this, it's gonna be dire stuff between two shite teams. 0-0.
This is the thread for the official game, not the fans one :wink:
:lol: :lol:

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We couldn't beat them last season and won't beat them this season.

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donaldo wrote:How long into the game before Red Action start singing there's only one Arsene Wenger?
Bunch of jokers Red Faction. Muppets. Everything that's wrong with this joke club. Still remember their 'Arsene Wenger day' gay parade, wandering the Holloway road with 'i heart Wenger' t-shirts. Priceless fuckwittery.

Fair few Sunderland fans want Steve Bruce out. They are low on confidence. They have no available strikers of quality. Cannot buy a win at the minute...

Oh this sounds awfully familiar, this is a preview of the Blackburn game innit!
LOL.

Last season think Sunderland had 1 away point in 27. Came to the Emirates and easily got a 0-0. People STILL don't realise just how shit this Arsenal side are. They're a flimsy joke stacked with shit players who are sent out with no tactical plan. Suicide. Sunderland should be disappointed with a draw here....Bendtner can show he's better than Chamakh and Young...he's gonna be our main man next summer once RVP goes...
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Babatunde wrote:
donaldo wrote:How long into the game before Red Action start singing there's only one Arsene Wenger?
Bunch of jokers Red Faction. Muppets. Everything that's wrong with this joke club. Still remember their 'Arsene Wenger day' gay parade, wandering the Holloway road with 'i heart Wenger' t-shirts. Priceless fuckwittery.

Fair few Sunderland fans want Steve Bruce out. They are low on confidence. They have no available strikers of quality. Cannot buy a win at the minute...

Oh this sounds awfully familiar, this is a preview of the Blackburn game innit!
LOL.

Last season think Sunderland had 1 away point in 27. Came to the Emirates and easily got a 0-0. People STILL don't realise just how shit this Arsenal side are. They're a flimsy joke stacked with shit players who are sent out with no tactical plan. Suicide. Sunderland should be disappointed with a draw here....Bendtner can show he's better than Chamakh and Young...he's gonna be our main man next summer once RVP goes...
:lol:
Are we still talking about the fan's game?

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flash gunner wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
bigreddave wrote:Glad i'm not going to this, it's gonna be dire stuff between two shite teams. 0-0.
This is the thread for the official game, not the fans one :wink:
:lol: :lol:
The way it's all going I know which game i'd rather be at! :D

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If Steve Bruce is sensible and sends Sunderland out to defend in two banks of four with a decent shape and good disipline we will probably enjoy 70% posession has we pass the ball around in slow motion without once getting behind them.

Meanwhile Sunderland will always have a chance of getting something out of our joke of a defensive line.

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JMascis666 wrote:If Steve Bruce is sensible and sends Sunderland out to defend in two banks of four with a decent shape and good disipline we will probably enjoy 70% posession has we pass the ball around in slow motion without once getting behind them.

Meanwhile Sunderland will always have a chance of getting something out of our joke of a defensive line.
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Dont worry, Steve Bruce is a fucking idiot. He'll probably send us out to attack despite having no strikers, he'll play some players out of position and have other ones plodding around wondering whether they are to actually support the attack or not, eventually deciding they will but being too slow to get there, he'll play his boyfriend Cattermole who will proceed to get sent off or at least get booked in the first 20 minutes meaning he cant tackle for the rest of the game (and since he cant contain, pass or shoot either this completely negates whatever usefulness he had as a footballer to begin with). We'll go behind early, probably concede a penalty and then, in his usual masterstroke, he'll fling on any big attackers he can find (Wickham and Ji in this case since Bendtner cant play) whilst removing the only man (Larsson) who can actually cross (he's done this more than once this season). The man is a fucking moron, he couldnt manage an erection if he injected viagra into his bellend and had Elisha Cuthbert sitting on his face whilst Denise Richards tickled his ball bag with her tits.

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That last sentence had me cracking up SAFC. Brilliant.

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Post by 1989 »

SWLGooner wrote:That last sentence had me cracking up SAFC. Brilliant.
Same. :lol: :lol: :lol:

SAFC you are a credit to this forum mate!

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