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Tottenham Fan/Club Insults Please

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I have a few annoying people (friends) on facebook who keep bleating on about the power shift and the recent results against us. Can i have some material to shut him up please via the internet.

Ive mentioned the league at shite hart lane
50 years and counting
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13-2

No major trophy since 1991..other than two bob cups

ONE season in CL compared to 14

22 unbeaten game run between the sides never matched by Spuds and most of all

two titles each at the Lane but 2-1 won at the Lane....
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the fact that arsenal have won the league more times then all the other london clubs put together.
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Never have we scored four at home and still lost....
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They havent done a league double over us since 1993
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They have only beaten twice at our stadium since 1987 and one of those was a reserve line up in 93
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Post by SammyDroppedHisShorts »

ALL LONDON clubs absolutely despise them more than any other club and ALL LONDON clubs would like to smash the fuck out of the knuckle dragging *word censored* who sing the shittiest song in the world whilst claiming they are a big club despite the fact Burnley, Wolves, Blackburn and a whole host of teams have won more titles than them and dont call themselves big either.

That they live off 1951 1961 1981 1982 1991 League and cup successes.....and spout on about black and white...
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SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Never have we scored four at home and still lost....
Give it time :lol:
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That their club captain awalked away for a free and won more medals in his first season than the previous ten he had with them....


AND....

they wont win at the Emirates next time round and will forever be in our shadow
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Dan_85 wrote:
SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:Never have we scored four at home and still lost....
Give it time :lol:
against them..... 8)
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That the last time Spurs won the league, man had not walked on the moon, jfk was yet to be assasinated and hasselhoff hadnt sung on the wall!
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Post by Boomer »

Tell them Ray Parlour has won the league more time then Spurs.

Also the Arsenal have won the League AT THE LANE more times then Spurs! :lol:

oh and tell them that Sir Henry Norris is a Legend. 8)
(if they start bleeting about him being a crook remind them who there manager is!)
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Post by brazilianGOONER »

Boomer wrote:Tell them Ray Parlour has won the league more time then Spurs.
that's my personal favourite.

"oi, ray parlour won more league titles than your fucking club" :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :bowing21: :bowing21: :bowing21: :bowing21:
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Post by SammyDroppedHisShorts »

Even Christopher Wreh has won more in his Arsenal career than that of the Spurzzzz last 21.....years
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Perry Groves has equalled their league titles :barscarf:
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