THE LADY ARSE POLL!

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.

Would you like to do Lady Arse's burst chocolate orange?

Yes.........dry!
5
28%
Yes.........with my own spit as lube!
1
6%
Yes........with KY and protection!
1
6%
No...........she is a minger with a face like Jo Brand blowing a raspberry!
9
50%
No.........I ripped my banjo string on DB10'S bottom!
2
11%
 
Total votes: 18

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Re: THE LADY ARSE POLL!

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1989 wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Who would like to put there pole up Lady Arse's arse?

8)
What if she's a bloke? :shock: I think she might well be. :?

well she/he claims to be holding up the banner on sunday. along with her little lambs. :banghead:

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Re: THE LADY ARSE POLL!

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Gooner Gus wrote:
1989 wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Who would like to put there pole up Lady Arse's arse?

8)
What if she's a bloke? :shock: I think she might well be. :?

well she/he claims to be holding up the banner on sunday. along with her little lambs. :banghead:
I can almost read the pravda match report in my mind already;

"Despite the unfortunate nature of this defeat, Arsenal fans remained defiantly behind the manager & displayed banners of support for Arsene Wenger"

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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She doesn't seem to like me, Gus, Donaldo or DUFFMAN? :?

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SWLGooner wrote:She doesn't seem to like me, Gus, Donaldo or DUFFMAN? :?
donaldo and duffman on twitter :?:

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SWLGooner wrote:She doesn't seem to like me, Gus, Donaldo or DUFFMAN? :?
im getting the hang of this twitter malarky now :lol:

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im not as sad as this tart ladyarse, i been at work since 2pm and have been on twitter all day giving her and some of her sheep my views.

it seems now the poll has turned against her shes not tweeting shit every 2 minutes and refuses to give a valid point back to mine and others arguments.

shes deffinatly regretting what shes got her self into! :lol:

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she,s a bit rattled if you read her tweets and all her little foreign friends are out calling all those naughty people who gave her stick bad words :lol:

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Post by HARLOW GOONER »

Gooner Gus wrote:im not as sad as this tart ladyarse, i been at work since 2pm and have been on twitter all day giving her and some of her sheep my views.

it seems now the poll has turned against her shes not tweeting shit every 2 minutes and refuses to give a valid point back to mine and others arguments.

shes deffinatly regretting what shes got her self into! :lol:
She's probably doing the ironing or watching some womens shit on the tv. That or she's on the rag and turned off for the night with her monthly pains.

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SWLGooner wrote:
Babatunde wrote:Babatunde is going to shit down her gizzard and then come in her nostrils.
All to be topped off by kicking the slag square in the nuts.
:barscarf:
I just spat tea all over my desk laughing.

You don't fancy joining us for a banner showing/few pints before the annual ninety minutes of watching Drogba violently smash Koscielny's back doors in? :lol:
Could be convinced if I find a ticket brah!!!
:barscarf:

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REBEL GOONER wrote:she,s a bit rattled if you read her tweets and all her little foreign friends are out calling all those naughty people who gave her stick bad words :lol:
Has she banned you yet Reb?? :?

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i dont think so. i dont tweet her so maybe will today :wink: blackberry down so have to do it on laptop and thats a pain as i have to go out this morn and get my jabs before i travel foregn on saturday :wink:

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Babatunde wrote:Babatunde is going to shit down her gizzard and then come in her nostrils.
All to be topped off by kicking the slag square in the nuts.
:barscarf:
Now THAT is Funny....WTF!??? We actually agree on something :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :high5:

She is aMingingCuntWhorewithCheeseKnobBreathwhoHas anArselikeaBrokenCatFlap and IstheBastardisationofRejectedSperm OnceDonatedby thatEvilFacistThatcherwhen she gavebirthtohertwin SWL :lol: :wink:

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