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SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:51 am

"I can't believe the Arsenal medical team think that injecting duck's semen through a biro will cure my injuries.....but I'll give it a go. Hopefully I'll be back in time for the FIFA 13 launch"

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:02 am

Basil is a Gooner wrote:

How the Fuckk Do You Sign a Duck!??

orrrr

If I stick this pen up its arse will it explode???

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:05 am

DB10GOONER wrote:Please stop. Everyone. Just... please stop now.

:finger:

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:06 am

Basil is a Gooner wrote:

But Da Boss always says ducks iss a la Bleedin Orange not red !

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:08 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:"When I agreed to do a personal appearance I expected to get da fee, not daffy!"

Sorry.

(I think Oldgit wins).
What part of "please stop" do you people not understand?

I name this duck "Donald"...and all who bathe with him

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:10 am

All we need now is for the club to sign another one of these and we'll have replacements for dogshyte djourou and dogbreath diaby

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:12 am

Basil is a Gooner wrote:

in order to pass the time till his injured ankle heals Wilshere has taken up pottery - here we see his first attempt at a fowl/foul

RossieGooner · Post by **RossieGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:02 am

This thread is a complete dead duck.

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:24 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
What part of "please stop" do you people not understand?

Your attempts to undermine this thread is like water off a ducks back to your fellow posters

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:35 am

MegaGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
What part of "please stop" do you people not understand?

Your attempts to undermine this thread is like water off a ducks back to your fellow posters

We really need an emoticon that effectively illustrates a mod beating a poster to death with the poster's own bloody and severed arm.

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:18 am

"An injured Wilshere took Pat Rice's advice to 'Go see the quack' all too literally".

Post by **flash gunner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:24 am

QuartzGooner wrote:"An injured Wilshere took Pat Rice's advice to 'Go see the quack' all too literally".

Finally a half decent caption

(when i say half decent i actually mean a quarter decent)

Red Member · Post by **Red Member** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:43 am

"There is no room to write There is only one Arsene Wenger"

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:33 pm

flash gunner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:"An injured Wilshere took Pat Rice's advice to 'Go see the quack' all too literally".
Finally a half decent caption

(when i say half decent i actually mean a quarter decent)

Quarter decent or quarter Peking Duck?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:36 pm

flash gunner wrote:
QuartzGooner wrote:"An injured Wilshere took Pat Rice's advice to 'Go see the quack' all too literally".
Finally a half decent caption

(when i say half decent i actually mean a quarter decent)

When say "quarter decent", do you actually mean "totally fucking shit"?

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