Bendtner; The Leg-end

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:35 pm

I won't let you make a quadruple post mate

and as Arsenal supporters , it is our duty too keep this thread about one of our loaned players on the first page

of the basement

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:51 pm

GOAAAAAL BILLY BENDER!

Henry Norris 1913 · Post by **Henry Norris 1913** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:52 pm

this thread is going to turn into an absolute wankfest soon

bendy scores v bolton . I think our mackem mate will be wanking himself dry over this right now

1989 · Post by **1989** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:04 pm

To be honest I wouldn't mind having Bendy back right about now, as he couldn't possibly be worse than Crapmakh.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:06 pm

Oh fuck, this man is so fucking good at football. Honestly, his touch today was mint (again, football first will be on sky for anyone who actually wants to disagree!), he brings players in, he wins headers, he worked his fucking knackers off and then, last minute when we're clinging on, half a chance and he's fucking scored.

I'm not wanking over him yet but when i get home, me lass had better not phone because i dont want phone sex, i want to think of the lean, mean, nicklas bendtner fucking ruining bolton wanderers. It'll be the vinegar stroke to end them all

Seriously though, im quite amazed that you dont love the lad. Without kissing arse, the gooners are a knowledgable bunch and I thought bendy was mint before he signed for us (see my op on this thread) and since then he's exceeded even that, he would be a great asset to you, he really would- at least off the bench. A proper, talented, beautiful footballer, he's just quality. He wont be with us next season, hes far too fucking good, he'll be at a CL club. If it isnt Arsenal it'll be the likes of Valencia, he's that fucking good. And no matter what happens from now until the end of the season, I reckon you could ask any sunderland fan and this boy will have a standing ovation any time he graces, and I fucking mean graces, the Stadium of Light pitch

Quote me on this: I am in love with Nicklas Bendtner.

I'm also pissed, and i'm off to find a pub. What a beautiful footballer

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:08 pm

safcftm wrote:Oh fuck, this man is so fucking good at football. Honestly, his touch today was mint

You must be pissed.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:11 pm

Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:Oh fuck, this man is so fucking good at football. Honestly, his touch today was mint

You must be pissed.

Watch it if you dont believe me, his first touch was international class and Bolton couldnt cope

Heres a song I wish I penned for him, and that our 4,000 at Bolton were all belting out for the lads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqv5b0UjR4g

Fucking chuffed as fuck! Get in there my beautiful Bendy!!! Next week just piss on Darren Bent and we'll love you forever!

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:13 pm

safcftm wrote:Watch it if you dont believe me, his first touch was international class and Bolton couldnt cope

To be fair, I remember him having an excellent touch for his goal at home to Ipswich back in January.

However I also remember him appearing to wear clown shoes when one on one with Victor Valdes at the Nou Camp

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:17 pm

Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:Watch it if you dont believe me, his first touch was international class and Bolton couldnt cope
To be fair, I remember him having an excellent touch for his goal at home to Ipswich back in January.

However I also remember him appearing to wear clown shoes when one on one with Victor Valdes at the Nou Camp

To be fair mate, I was there, Â£300 for a ticket

but you need a bit faith, hes only a young lad, and fuck me he's so immense, next time hes in that position, Valdes will wish he was fucking aborted, and he might have well been given the fact that Bendy would slot it right fucking past him. Next up, Bendy will fuck Villa then take that *word censored* Bents lass (Bruces daughter), whip out his cock, and properly pleasure her in front of him. Bent needs to know how a good looking, proper striker brings a lass to orgasm. He'll never be able to play as a forward like Bendtner, hence why he'll never be at a club like Arsenal, but maybe he'll learn how to satisfy a whore, it'll be a lesson well learned for the useless wanker

1989 · Post by **1989** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:17 pm

No love for Sessegnon safc? Thought he was your best player today.

Supagoon · Post by **Supagoon** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:18 pm

Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:Watch it if you dont believe me, his first touch was international class and Bolton couldnt cope
To be fair, I remember him having an excellent touch for his goal at home to Ipswich back in January.

However I also remember him appearing to wear clown shoes when one on one with Victor Valdes at the Nou Camp

yep remember that, also remember him clearing a cesc fabregas shot off the line in aid of liverpool.

i think we can admit nik is a PL player, but he isn't top 4 material, certainly not in my eyes.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:19 pm

1989 wrote:No love for Sessenon safc? Thought he was your best player today.

PS in case you dont notice, i replied to your earlier post, hence me last post about Bendy which randomly appeared above this one of yours! But yeah, Sess was canny- I was saying in pre season that he'd ruin the league but he hasnt been effective enough, we tried to build around him but it hasnt quite happened. I like Sess, hes a great footballer, i just worry how we'll fit him into the side- hes not really effective enough as an attacking midfielder, he isnt a winger and hes not a striker- quality footballer, but where the fuck do we play him!!!

Almunia is a clown · Post by **Almunia is a clown** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:23 pm

Bruce just on BBC R5 giving Bender untold praise, bet he don't play him as a winger unlike our glorious leader either

1989 · Post by **1989** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:26 pm

Sessegnon just behind Bendy in a 4-5-1 would bring the best out of the both of them I reckon. You need a speedy winger opposite of Larsson though, I think that's what you're missing. Someone like Downing would be mint for you.

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:30 pm

Supagoon wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:Watch it if you dont believe me, his first touch was international class and Bolton couldnt cope
To be fair, I remember him having an excellent touch for his goal at home to Ipswich back in January.

However I also remember him appearing to wear clown shoes when one on one with Victor Valdes at the Nou Camp
yep remember that, also remember him clearing a cesc fabregas shot off the line in aid of liverpool.

i think we can admit nik is a PL player, but he isn't top 4 material, certainly not in my eyes.

Exactly the reason why he should be playing for us