All old ones, with one or 2 revisions…
Oh Vermaelen, oh Vermaelen
Oh Vermaelen number 5
Fuck that racist pikey Terry
Cos he'll eat that *word censored* alive
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When the red red Robin comes bob bob bobbin along - along
There'll be thousands of Gooners
In the Highbury boozers
All sing-ing his song
With his, left peg or with his head
Or e-ven with his chocolate leg
He'll put, your shitey team to bed
It's just so fucking easy
When the red red Robin…
Or if that’s too many words
, to "Stand by me":
Robin, Robin Vaaaan Persie
Ohh-oh-ohh Vaaaan Persie
Oh Vaaaan…
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To "I'm a loser baby":
Arrrrr-se-nal’s Jacky boyyy
He's a Gooner babyyy
Shits all over Nasri
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Oh Wojech Szczesny, I cant pronounce your name
But Wojech Szczesny, I'll sing it all the same
Cos Wojech Szczesny, you make Mad Jens look almost sane
(And you hate the *word censored* from the lane)
S-Z-C… sod that, S
Fuck knows how you spell the rest
With a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Chesney's one of Arsenal’s own
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Who's that pissing over Cahill?
It's Mertesacker, and he's a monsterrrrr
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Old McFergie's got a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he's got a Ram, at least he thought so
But the boy with skill, when he met Nev-ille
Said you’re a *word censored*, what a *word censored*, Gary Neville is a *word censored*
Aaron Ramsey's a Gooner, E-I-E-I-O
Agree with Duffman, Walcott's already got a good one with the Englishman at Arsenal song.
Always thought that song "you're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you" would have been good for Billy Bender.
Could maybe use the same tune for someone else but with new words, if anyone can be arsed.
