SECRET GOONER MILLIONAIRE

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SECRET GOONER MILLIONAIRE

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I've been posting on here for some time now. You should all know the secret I've been hiding from you. I am a millionaire and I would like to treat some of those posters most in need of my help. This is what I would like to buy those people...

Red Member - A lobotomy.
FrankSav - A hair transplant.
DB10 and the rest of the midget clique - a pair of stilts and a BJ from Snow White.
King Jayson - A Snow White costume.
Flash - A trip to Kew (rosy) Gardens. :wink:
SWLGooner - Annual gym membership.
Number5 - A sense of humour.

And finally I'd like to donate my precious "Wenger Out" Banner to the MrGun Sponsored Slim 2012. The tent-like structure would make a lovely pair of trousers. 8)

Bye bye. See you all on my yacht in sunny Norwich.

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Post by Rosie_titters »

:popcorn:
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Post by Eboue-Why? »

Don't I get anything?
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Eboue-Why? wrote:Don't I get anything?
A zimmer! :lol:
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Post by Eboue-Why? »

frankbutcher wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:Don't I get anything?
A zimmer! :lol:
Oi, now look here, apparently grey hair is very distinguished...
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Is this thread supposed to be funny? :roll:
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LDB wrote:Is this thread supposed to be funny? :roll:
It's called banter you soppy sod. :shock:
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Post by mcdowell42 »

Must be a clique
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Post by augie »

mcdowell42 wrote:Must be a clique

:high5: :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Number 5 »

frankbutcher wrote:
LDB wrote:Is this thread supposed to be funny? :roll:
It's called banter you soppy sod. :shock:
So that's a no, then?

:tumbleweed:

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Post by frankbutcher »

Number 5 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
LDB wrote:Is this thread supposed to be funny? :roll:
It's called banter you soppy sod. :shock:
So that's a no, then?

:tumbleweed:

:lol:
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frankbutcher wrote:I've been posting on here for some time now. You should all know the secret I've been hiding from you. I am a millionaire and I would like to treat some of those posters most in need of my help. This is what I would like to buy those people...

Red Member - A lobotomy.
FrankSav - A hair transplant.
DB10 and the rest of the midget clique - a pair of stilts and a BJ from Snow White.
King Jayson - A Snow White costume.
Flash - A trip to Kew (rosy) Gardens. :wink:
SWLGooner - Annual gym membership.
Number5 - A sense of humour.

And finally I'd like to donate my precious "Wenger Out" Banner to the MrGun Sponsored Slim 2012. The tent-like structure would make a lovely pair of trousers. 8)

Bye bye. See you all on my yacht in sunny Norwich.

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
Why thank you Mr B... :lol: :lol:

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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Post by northbankbren »

Forget about them lot brokenbottle, spend it on a banner that is actually shown. :D :wink:
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Post by SammyDroppedHisShorts »

Very aggrieved
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Post by Number 5 »

frankbutcher wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
frankbutcher wrote:
LDB wrote:Is this thread supposed to be funny? :roll:
It's called banter you soppy sod. :shock:
So that's a no, then?

:tumbleweed:

:lol:
:twisted:
:D
Run out of bait Frank?

You need to go fishing in new waters pal. :wink:
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