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I know that in theory the transfer fee for this danish lump of shite will go up with every goal he scores (assuming our plank in charge isnt stupid enough to take him back :roll: ) but is anybody dreading every game he plays in case he scores and keeps this thread growing ? This bastard thread might end up overtaking the joe cole thread yet :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:
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augie wrote:I know that in theory the transfer fee for this danish lump of shite will go up with every goal he scores (assuming our plank in charge isnt stupid enough to take him back :roll: ) but is anybody dreading every game he plays in case he scores and keeps this thread growing ? This bastard thread might end up overtaking the joe cole thread yet :shock: :shock: :wink: :lol:
Don't worry mate, even a lack of goals (which will never happen) wouldn't stop me from ensuring you are completely up to date with Nicklas's progress. Whether he be scoring goals, displaying a great first touch, playing, not playing, saving women from disrespectful pissheads, giving an insightful interview or simply looking stunning in a picture, nothing will prevent me from making sure you continue to be the talk of your local boozer, with everyone crowding round to hear your latest insights and all wondering just how you manage to be so connected about all things Arsenal :wink:
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Old Nick is becoming a cult sp? figure thanks to safcftm. :lol:
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I've just been thinking about this thread tbh :oops: , but I feel it's a bit of a misnomer....

It makes me worry about who's the bigger liar when you have:

a) Barry claiming he is the greatest striker to ever live

AND

b) Safcftm who claims he is the greatest striker to ever grace the hallowed ground at the SOL and the Danish team

yet in the thread title, it says the word "progress"......surely a great such as Barry knows and has seen it all, so there will be no progress :?

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MegaGooner wrote: b) Safcftm who claims he is the greatest striker to ever grace the hallowed ground at the SOL and the Danish team
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf2Y8hgo ... re=related
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SWLGooner wrote:
MegaGooner wrote: b) Safcftm who claims he is the greatest striker to ever grace the hallowed ground at the SOL and the Danish team
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf2Y8hgo ... re=related
Not according to me :roll: or has the carrot top been over-powering your brain :wink:
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MegaGooner wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
MegaGooner wrote: b) Safcftm who claims he is the greatest striker to ever grace the hallowed ground at the SOL and the Danish team
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf2Y8hgo ... re=related
Not according to me :roll: or has the carrot top been over-powering your brain :wink:
I was just disproving his point thanks very much :roll: :finger:
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SWLGooner wrote:
MegaGooner wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:
MegaGooner wrote: b) Safcftm who claims he is the greatest striker to ever grace the hallowed ground at the SOL and the Danish team
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf2Y8hgo ... re=related
Not according to me :roll: or has the carrot top been over-powering your brain :wink:
I was just disproving his point thanks very much :roll: :finger:
NP :wink:
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MegaGooner wrote:I've just been thinking about this thread tbh :oops: , but I feel it's a bit of a misnomer....

It makes me worry about who's the bigger liar when you have:

a) Barry claiming he is the greatest striker to ever live

AND

b) Safcftm who claims he is the greatest striker to ever grace the hallowed ground at the SOL and the Danish team

yet in the thread title, it says the word "progress"......surely a great such as Barry knows and has seen it all, so there will be no progress :?

:wink:
:lol: I think if we're honest, we all think about this thread, and Nicklas Bendtner, a lot. To be fair though, I dont claim he's the best striker to play at the SoL, not even just on the sunderland side- he's nee Quinny or Phillips :wink: But aye, he does piss on every other Danish striker to be fair. And yes, he has attained a level which means progress in terms of improving will always be difficult but as time passes he progresses through his season long spell with SAFC and that is the progress which is referred to. He might get better though, and god help all defenders if he does, can you imagine Nicklas Bendtner but EVEN BETTER at football :shock:
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:D :) :( :o

:shock: :? 8) :lol:

:x :barscarf: :-P :oops:

:cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll:

:wink: :banghead: :?: :idea:


it aint fucking easy

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arseofacrow wrote::D :) :( :o

:shock: :? 8) :lol:

:x :barscarf: :-P :oops:

:cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll:

:wink: :banghead: :?: :idea:


it aint fucking easy

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:lol: dont worry mate, we're halfway through November, his loan effectively ends at the end of May so only about 5 and a half months left. Be strong my brother.
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Apparently he got injured playing for Denmark and will not be back till the summer

www.skysports.com/http:5llkBendtneroutuntil2012

RIP this thread :barscarf:
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flash gunner wrote:Apparently he got injured playing for Denmark and will not be back till the summer

www.skysports.com/http:5llkBendtneroutuntil2012

RIP this thread :barscarf:
:lol:

Now that would be a loss. Not just to Sunderland, not just to the Premier League (which needs its stars to be playing in order to sell its TV rights- in fact with the 3pm pub showing ruling going against Sky, Bendtner is more important to the league than ever), but in a way, it would be a loss to every decent man, woman and child walking this earth, it would be the death of hope and might even signal the evil reign of Chamakh being able to take hold unopposed :evil: .

And it would be the death of this thread :cry:

But the night is darkest before the dawn and the demise of this thread would give birth to "The Nicklas Bendtner Injury Recovery Thread"- follow every agonising step as Nicklas attempts to recover from the cruel hand of fate and take his place back amongst the elite :barscarf:
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