SHAGGING AT THE FOOTBALL

[Herd]

For some Sex and Football just don't mix but there have been times when one has met a tarty damsel and the thrill of having a bunk up when there's thousands of people just a few yards away can be quite a thrill.
I remember Ipswich where locals birds would cock up the beaver at the back of the stand but my own have been confined to the Clock End Ladies Toilets and the Ladies in the upper east Oh yes and once in the members bar in the north bank .
Of course for those long away trips a shag in the lavs was quite common in my younger days as there was always a load of football groupie types .
Away trips too have ended with a tumble with a barmaid and in one instance i spent the weekend in the custody of policewoman after a match at Birmingham !

Anyone else had their oats at the football ,maybe thats whats lacking at the bowl ??

Who knows

[flash gunner]

[arseofacrow]

don't worry herd...there seems to be enough people sucking arsene's cock to make up for any shortfall now that herdiglesias is, unfortunately for the ladies/boys/dogs, exiled in, erm, where was it...singapore. yep, now i remember

[REB]

[safcftm]

Only once- me lass let me shag her in the Stadium of Light toilets as a birthday present a few years back (it was something I had always wanted to do). I'll be honest, I've had better experiences what with people figuring out very quickly what was going on and shouting "encouragement" from outside/ trying to get a look over the door whilst I was busy trying to finish as quickly as possible (not normally a problem for me but typically this time i lasted longer than 20 seconds) as I was anxious about getting thrown out by a steward. Maybe we should have gone to the lasses toilets

[Macca]

Only once- me lass let me shag her in the Stadium of Light toilets as a birthday present a few years back

All I ever get for my birthday is a CD or a new jumper.

[arseofacrow]

Only once- me lass let me shag her in the Stadium of Light toilets as a birthday present a few years back

All I ever get for my birthday is a CD or a new jumper.

she probably thought that she could do the two things she hated most in the world at the same time.

[Nos89]

Back row of lower east stand during the Arsenal vs Chelsea match in '95. Ian wright scored the only goal.

[franksav63]

Back row of lower east stand during the Arsenal vs Chelsea match in '95. Ian wright scored the only goal.

You had sex with Ian Wright.... Top Bombing...

[terry henry]

Sex and football. The ultimate combination

[brazilianGOONER]

Only once- me lass let me shag her in the Stadium of Light toilets as a birthday present a few years back

All I ever get for my birthday is a CD or a new jumper.

she probably thought that she could do the two things she hated most in the world at the same time.

[augie]

Only once- me lass let me shag her in the Stadium of Light toilets as a birthday present a few years back (it was something I had always wanted to do). I'll be honest, I've had better experiences what with people figuring out very quickly what was going on and shouting "encouragement" from outside/ trying to get a look over the door whilst I was busy trying to finish as quickly as possible (not normally a problem for me but typically this time i lasted longer than 20 seconds) as I was anxious about getting thrown out by a steward. Maybe we should have gone to the lasses toilets

I was over in geordieland at a stag party summer 2010 and a sunderland lass was bringing me into the toilets for a shag in one of the nightclubs Being the suspicious type that I am I started to think that I was being set up by a sneaky bastard in our group and changed my mind just as we were going into the toilets It now turns out that there was no need to be suspicious as mackem lasses do like to put it about freely

[MK Gould]

When Springsteen played at the Grove it did cross my mind that a sh*g in the portaloo - on the actual pitch! - could well be a stadium first.....

But missus is a bit of a spoilsport about things like that !

Maybe someone can try this out at the Coldplay concert....?

[brazilianGOONER]

closest i got from sex in a football stadium was shouting to the ref: "SUCK MY BALLS YOU FUCKING BASTARD, THAT WAS NEVER A PENALTY!"

but i guess i doesn't count

[Macca]

Only once- me lass let me shag her in the Stadium of Light toilets as a birthday present a few years back (it was something I had always wanted to do). I'll be honest, I've had better experiences what with people figuring out very quickly what was going on and shouting "encouragement" from outside/ trying to get a look over the door whilst I was busy trying to finish as quickly as possible (not normally a problem for me but typically this time i lasted longer than 20 seconds) as I was anxious about getting thrown out by a steward. Maybe we should have gone to the lasses toilets

I was over in geordieland at a stag party summer 2010 and a sunderland lass was bringing me into the toilets for a shag in one of the nightclubs Being the suspicious type that I am I started to think that I was being set up by a sneaky bastard in our group and changed my mind just as we were going into the toilets It now turns out that there was no need to be suspicious as mackem lasses do like to put it about freely

Augie - I'm with you there . Similar thing happened to me a few years ago on that boat on the Tyne with the revolving dance floor, me and this Geordie girl went to the loo's, but there was only one free cubicle ,the door was hanging off, I suddenly had a bout of shyness not wanting an audiance and changed my mind, regret it now.