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Wayno
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A gypsy takes his wife to the doctors; she has two black eyes, a broken nose and a split lip. “What happened to her?â€
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Two muslim women are in a clothes shop trying on new burqas. One turns to the other and says:

"Does my bomb look big in this?"
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N17 Gooner wrote:Two muslim women are in a clothes shop trying on new burqas. One turns to the other and says:

"Does my bomb look big in this?"
Magnificent :lol: So sophisticated and fuckin' intelligent :roll:
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N17 Gooner wrote:Two muslim women are in a clothes shop trying on new burqas. One turns to the other and says:

"Does my bomb look big in this?"
That was an Irish joke 20 odd years ago :oops:
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Post by U.F.G Anfield '89 »

heisenberg was stopped by a traffic cop, the cop says do you know how fast you were going, heisenberg says, no but i know where i am :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[quote="N17 Gooner"]Two muslim women are in a clothes shop trying on new burqas. One turns to the other and says:

"Does my bomb look big in this?"[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

loool that is some controversial shit!!!! :P
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khalid_red wrote:
N17 Gooner wrote:Two muslim women are in a clothes shop trying on new burqas. One turns to the other and says:

"Does my bomb look big in this?"
Magnificent :lol: So sophisticated and fuckin' intelligent :roll:
I don't think any insult was intended Khalid, mate. As Corkbarry says, it was an Irish joke years back. Sometimes you gotta look at the lighter side of things. We KNOW all Muslim's aren't suicide bombers. Just like you must know that not all Irish people like to drink... oh er, well... that's not the best example... :wink:
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OLD IRISH JOKE FROM THE 70S

whats the fastest game in the world




pass the parcel in a belfast pub :wink: :lol:
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Paddy and Mick were walking past a bombed out pub when a head rolled out infront of them "Be jesus Mick, Isn't that Shamus there?"
"I don't think so Paddy, Shamus was much taller than that".

Paddy and Mick were walking through the woods when they saw a sign that read 'Tree fellers Wanted'.
'Tis a shame O'reilly isn't here" says Paddy, "We could've got the job".

Paddy was waiting at the roadside in New York waiting to cross. The traffic control cop was saying "Pedestrians can cross now" followed shortly by "Pedestrians stop, traffic can pass now". After waiting for two hours Paddy approached the cop and said "Is it not about time you let the Catholics across?"

Paddy ordered a takeaway Pizza. "Would you like that cut into four pieces or six?" "Oh now, you'd better cut it into four, I could never eat six!"

All really old but not bad and Guaranteed to offend somebody! :roll:
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