Beware the Germans are coming

LyusN1 · Post by **LyusN1** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:59 pm

SurreyGooner wrote:Most struggle to sing a song with more than 3 syllables

'Who's that team...la la la, sooomething. Shooby dooby la la la adoooore...'

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:30 pm

There was Borussia Dortmund in London, there was borussia Dortmund in London, there was borussia Dortmund, borussia Dortmund, there was borussia Dortmund in London

And the arsenal from England beat the *word censored*, and the arsenal from England beat the *word censored*, and the arsenal from England, the arsenal from England, and the arsenal from England beat the *word censored*.

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:31 pm

safcftm wrote:And the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England, the arsenal from England, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts.

On the pitch perhaps. In the stands they taught us a fucking lesson.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:37 pm

Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:And the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England, the arsenal from England, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts.
On the pitch perhaps. In the stands they taught us a fucking lesson.

Only cos the real gooners watch games in the pubs nowadays. They outsung a bunch of tourists and sky boy *word censored*, mint. They wouldn't outnoise the proper gooners

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:43 pm

safcftm wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:And the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England, the arsenal from England, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts.
On the pitch perhaps. In the stands they taught us a fucking lesson.
Only cos the real gooners watch games in the pubs nowadays. They outsung a bunch of tourists and sky boy c**ts, mint. They wouldn't outnoise the proper gooners

I was there you swine!

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:56 pm

Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:
Dan_85 wrote:
safcftm wrote:And the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England, the arsenal from England, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts.
On the pitch perhaps. In the stands they taught us a fucking lesson.
Only cos the real gooners watch games in the pubs nowadays. They outsung a bunch of tourists and sky boy c**ts, mint. They wouldn't outnoise the proper gooners
I was there you swine!

Hehe, well, most real gooners were inthe pubs then! I remember a few years back at the stadium of light we had a good laugh with some gooners singing the modified version of simply the best in the Londonderry in Sunderland, we then found out almost none of them had tickets, were just there for the craic, quality!

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:02 pm

SO many of our away lads don't go homes now as SAFCFTM says, been priced and stewarded out

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:06 pm

SWLGooner wrote:SO many of our away lads don't go homes now as SAFCFTM says, been priced and stewarded out

Aye, priced out or often just bored out of going! But always welcome up Sunderland. Talking of which, February, get yerself up mate, I'll give you the tour, can even go in arsenal colours if you fancy, won't get any bother in Sunderland, plus you'll win

Get yerself up!

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:08 pm

safcftm wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:SO many of our away lads don't go homes now as SAFCFTM says, been priced and stewarded out
Aye, priced out or often just bored out of going! But always welcome up Sunderland. Talking of which, February, get yerself up mate, I'll give you the tour, can even go in arsenal colours if you fancy, won't get any bother in Sunderland, plus you'll win
Get yerself up!

Mackem, we are doing an overnighter for this game, providing Sky don't fuck the plans up. Tips on places to visit & houses of ill-repute please?

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:16 pm

safcftm wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:SO many of our away lads don't go homes now as SAFCFTM says, been priced and stewarded out
Aye, priced out or often just bored out of going! But always welcome up Sunderland. Talking of which, February, get yerself up mate, I'll give you the tour, can even go in arsenal colours if you fancy, won't get any bother in Sunderland, plus you'll win
Get yerself up!

Thinking about it mate, the only problem is travel and Â£Â£Â£ but it would be cracking!

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:18 pm

Book into Sunderland central travelodge (fuck staying in Newcastle). Match day have a pint next door in establishment, then next door again to the worm, then up the road to brogans. Pint there then into privilege for a bit minge (bar with singing, strippers and lap dancers). Then go somewhere Luke fitzies for a proper drink, off to the match, probably win cos we're shit, back across bridge and go Londonderry and fitzies again, then later go to the little black book (lap dancers, fairly central), then onto Arizona for a dance, then ttonic, up to pulse, finish in the glass spider (where a few of our players go, open til 6am), then stagger back to the travelodge. You'll have a mint time and if people know you're gooners you'll be well looked after, especially in the strippers!
Let me know when you're down, will need to get a pint (maybe in corner flag, another fairly central pub), I'll be with me mate who supports arsenal and a good number of Sunderland lads, could be a laugh

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:31 pm

Sounds class that, anyone know when the TV fixtures are announced for that bit?

Dan_85 · Post by **Dan_85** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:57 am

Great report on schwatzgelb;
http://www.schwatzgelb.de/2011-11-25-ma ... tmund.html

TomÃ¡Å¡ · Post by **TomÃ¡Å¡** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:44 am

safcftm wrote:There was Borussia Dortmund in London, there was borussia Dortmund in London, there was borussia Dortmund, borussia Dortmund, there was borussia Dortmund in London

And the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts, and the arsenal from England, the arsenal from England, and the arsenal from England beat the c**ts.

Made my night...a bloke from Sunderland who was not in the stadium (and why should a SunGuy be? - is that some English cross over thing which we Germans don't get?) is typing a song in the internet and is telling the Arsenal supporters that their best supporters have been sinnging in the pubs while the team was winning on the pitch and loosing on the stands and streets that day, fantastic!

Almunia is a clown · Post by **Almunia is a clown** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:08 am

safcftm wrote:Book into Sunderland central travelodge (fuck staying in Newcastle). Match day have a pint next door in establishment, then next door again to the worm, then up the road to brogans. Pint there then into privilege for a bit minge (bar with singing, strippers and lap dancers). Then go somewhere Luke fitzies for a proper drink, off to the match, probably win cos we're shit, back across bridge and go Londonderry and fitzies again, then later go to the little black book (lap dancers, fairly central), then onto Arizona for a dance, then ttonic, up to pulse, finish in the glass spider (where a few of our players go, open til 6am), then stagger back to the travelodge. You'll have a mint time and if people know you're gooners you'll be well looked after, especially in the strippers!
Let me know when you're down, will need to get a pint (maybe in corner flag, another fairly central pub), I'll be with me mate who supports arsenal and a good number of Sunderland lads, could be a laugh

Do we get to have a drink in Donegal afterwards, as it goes their doris's are proper sorts