Manure Away match thread

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So Jayson finally gets to munch on a kebab?

8)

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Thought it was an all meat Souvlaki!

Hang on... Just got a text... 'currently tossing a Greek salad with extra yogurt dressing'.... Fucking hell! ;)

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*word censored*. Utter *word censored*. I am no salad tosser. And I don't do kebabs.

Here is me and souvlaki though.

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Enjoy his kofte won't you!

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Percy Dalton wrote:Enjoy his kofte won't you!

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Yeah right Jay, next you will be telling us you got AIDS off a needle!

As for kebabs and benders, I do remember DUFFMAN saying 'hello mate, large kofte kebab for me please, with extra meat and lots of yogurt, no salad' and the look on Jayson's face... Priceless!

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You don't do kebabs? Televantou will be the judge of that!

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SWLGooner wrote:You don't do kebabs? Televantou will be the judge of that!
:finger::finger::finger:

Don't bring him into this you *word censored*!

:finger::finger::finger:

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SWLGooner wrote:Yeah right Jay, next you will be telling us you got AIDS off a needle!

As for kebabs and benders, I do remember DUFFMAN saying 'hello mate, large kofte kebab for me please, with extra meat and lots of yogurt, no salad' and the look on Jayson's face... Priceless!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't know what your talking about. Duffy is your client not mine.

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Lovers tiff!

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kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:You don't do kebabs? Televantou will be the judge of that!
:finger::finger::finger:

Don't bring him into this you c**t!

:finger::finger::finger:
Don't bring him into this?

He's only the fucking bubble we've been along about for the last ten minutes, you red-card-at-Old-Shatford *word censored*!

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kingjayson1 wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:Yeah right Jay, next you will be telling us you got AIDS off a needle!

As for kebabs and benders, I do remember DUFFMAN saying 'hello mate, large kofte kebab for me please, with extra meat and lots of yogurt, no salad' and the look on Jayson's face... Priceless!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't know what your talking about. Duffy is your client not mine.
Let's take a look at the cold hard facts here!

Which one of us has a sweat-and-cum-stained t-shirt of his in their bedroom (clue: it ain't me or Mikey)....

Any ideas Jay?and yes indeed it is Percy

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Fucking funny!

I am a bit lost and now wondering if Jayson is a bonafide cockmuncher!

:?

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Percy Dalton wrote:Fucking funny!

I am a bit lost and now wondering if Jayson is a bonafide cockmuncher!

:?
Nice pun! :lol:

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Percy Dalton wrote:Fucking funny!

I am a bit lost and now wondering if Jayson is a bonafide cockmuncher!

:?
He would answer, but Mariusz is throat deep in him. :lol: :? :shock:

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