COCK MUNCHERS

Post by **HashKads** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:25 am

Number 5 wrote:Not here yet.

But right clicking indicates some kind of lolcats picture.

What the fuck are gays doing with cats now?

I was just posting pictures of you and Frank.

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:27 am

Looks about right, I'd be the big dawg in charge.

Post by **HashKads** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:31 am

Number 5 wrote:Looks about right, I'd be the big dawg in charge.

Chewing off Frank

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:34 am

As long as he has that sad, down trodden look on his face?

Yeah.

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:41 am

talking about gayness, for some strange reason i've been listening to Roxette on my iPod since i got to work today

if it keeps like that i'll be listening to bon jovi and giving blow jobs for free by the end of the day!

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:55 am

brazilianGOONER wrote:talking about gayness, for some strange reason i've been listening to Roxette on my iPod since i got to work today

if it keeps like that i'll be listening to bon jovi and giving blow jobs for free by the end of the day!

WHAT!!!!??? you mean you usually charge!?????

Fecccccccccccccccccccccccckkkk tightwad!

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:00 pm

OneBardGooner wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:talking about gayness, for some strange reason i've been listening to Roxette on my iPod since i got to work today

if it keeps like that i'll be listening to bon jovi and giving blow jobs for free by the end of the day!

WHAT!!!!??? you mean you usually charge!?????

Fecccccccccccccccccccccccckkkk tightwad!

on another news, i switched to rod stewart and now feel a lot more masculine

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:20 pm

Must admit, I've never really wanted to munch on a cock. There's some blokes who I can see why women fancy them like, a load of blokes say they cant tell if a blokes good looking but yer knaa, I think they're just insecure. Which leads me onto a discussion we were having in the pub last Saturday (when I was pissed out me face)- see if you knew that Lady GaGa had a bit of a dick (not a massive one like) but you liked her before you found out, would you still fuck her? I throw it open to all those who dwell in the basement

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:24 pm

[quote="safcftm"]Must admit, I've never really wanted to munch on a cock. There's some blokes who I can see why women fancy them like, a load of blokes say they cant tell if a blokes good looking but yer knaa, I think they're just insecure. Which leads me onto a discussion we were having in the pub last Saturday (when I was pissed out me face)- see if you knew that Lady GaGa had a bit of a dick (not a massive one like) but you liked her before you found out, would you still fuck her? I throw it open to all those who dwell in the basement[/quote

I didn't like her before so it's irrelevant for me.

I can obviously tell like if a bloke's horrendously ugly or very handsome, but I find the middle a bit harder to tell than women...

...About cock munching, all jokes aside, it's never held any particular attraction to me, it would just be like eating a hot dog in a few very large bites, but if you were really old and had no teeth, so couldn't chew. But I can't say I'm particularly repulsed by it either, it just doesn't seem very interesting either way. But then again (fuck off Jay,you're an exception) I'm quite secure in my sexuality and don't really mind gays.

safcftm · Post by **safcftm** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:38 pm

SWLGooner wrote:I didn't like her before so it's irrelevant for me.

I can obviously tell like if a bloke's horrendously ugly or very handsome, but I find the middle a bit harder to tell than women...

...About cock munching, all jokes aside, it's never held any particular attraction to me, it would just be like eating a hot dog in a few very large bites, but if you were really old and had no teeth, so couldn't chew. But I can't say I'm particularly repulsed by it either, it just doesn't seem very interesting either way. But then again (fuck off Jay,you're an exception) I'm quite secure in my sexuality and don't really mind gays.

Aye, pretty much same here. I dont like Lady GaGa either thankfully. I quite like gays in a non sexual way, the more gay men there are that dont want to steal the birds that I fancy the better! After one of the arsenal games down the emirates me and a couple of mates ended up in a gay bar in soho since nowhere else would let 3 lads in and actually had a cracking time, they're not a bad lot

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:52 pm

safcftm wrote:
SWLGooner wrote:I didn't like her before so it's irrelevant for me.

I can obviously tell like if a bloke's horrendously ugly or very handsome, but I find the middle a bit harder to tell than women...

...About cock munching, all jokes aside, it's never held any particular attraction to me, it would just be like eating a hot dog in a few very large bites, but if you were really old and had no teeth, so couldn't chew. But I can't say I'm particularly repulsed by it either, it just doesn't seem very interesting either way. But then again (fuck off Jay,you're an exception) I'm quite secure in my sexuality and don't really mind gays.
Aye, pretty much same here. I dont like Lady GaGa either thankfully. I quite like gays in a non sexual way, the more gay men there are that dont want to steal the birds that I fancy the better! After one of the arsenal games down the emirates me and a couple of mates ended up in a gay bar in soho since nowhere else would let 3 lads in and actually had a cracking time, they're not a bad lot

According to AA23 off here "40% of people in G.A.Y. are straight"...

...only a trainspotting accountant would turn dancing in gay clubs into statistics.

I dunno like, I'm obviously not like virulently homophobic (i go to footy with Jayson

) but I do find the, er, mechanics a bit disgusting, same as any other odd sexual fetish I get.

I don't really like spending time around gays, if you'll forgive the generalisation I like drinking, footy, birds, that sort of thing and they prefer stuff like interior design and opera so we haven't got much to talk about

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:00 pm

I'd give Lady Gaga one.

But not if she had extra bits and pieces in the clunge area.

The only cock I'm interested in is my own. I find the idea of male-on-male sex quite disgusting.

Lesbian sex is fucking brilliant though.

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:36 pm

i don't know where all these gays are coming from, it's not like they can reproduce

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:38 pm

Rosie_titters wrote:i don't know where all these gays are coming from, it's not like they can reproduce

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:09 pm

Rosie_titters wrote:i don't know where all these gays are coming from, it's not like they can reproduce

Excellent.

Careful though. You might be accused of being some kind of ist.