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augie wrote:Apart from banging the arse off that sexy bird of his, what exactly is walnut's purpose in this world ? :? He certainly brings sweet fa to our team and any of us would be willing to take over the role of shagging his bird so no need for his existance really
I bet he's even useless at that.

:?

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franksav63 wrote:
augie wrote:Apart from banging the arse off that sexy bird of his, what exactly is walnut's purpose in this world ? :? He certainly brings sweet fa to our team and any of us would be willing to take over the role of shagging his bird so no need for his existance really
I bet he's even useless at that.

:?
He's good at the build up old Theo but shit when it matters. I bet he gets her clothes off then trips over his feet, falls & headbutts her in the minge. Tends to put a dampener on things that, i've found.

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We're also making Kolo look like Beckenbauer, not one our players have beaten the lard arse for pace.
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To be fair, it's hard getting round that arse!!

We need to find a goal from somewhere, A bit like myself, we won't keep a clean sheet! 8)

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Am I the only one who had a small heart attack when RvP was fouled? :?
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TeeCee wrote:
We're also making Kolo look like Beckenbauer, not one our players have beaten the lard arse for pace.
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To be fair, it's hard getting round that arse!!

We need to find a goal from somewhere, A bit like myself, we won't keep a clean sheet! 8)
:lol:

Also a bit like Darren Fletcher.. :lol:

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I must be watching another game I thought we battled well in the first half and gervinho looking our most threating forward.

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Dan_85 wrote:Phil Dowd is a fucking fat pompous c**t.
So is Micah Richards!!!

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Can't believe the Ox is not on the bench. :evil:

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Dan_85 wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
augie wrote:Apart from banging the arse off that sexy bird of his, what exactly is walnut's purpose in this world ? :? He certainly brings sweet fa to our team and any of us would be willing to take over the role of shagging his bird so no need for his existance really
I bet he's even useless at that.

:?
He's good at the build up old Theo but shit when it matters. I bet he gets her clothes off then trips over his feet, falls & headbutts her in the minge. Tends to put a dampener on things that, i've found.
I reckon he only lasts a few minutes (including the foreplay and the fag), she's only with the useless *word censored* for his dough.

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p206ab wrote:Am I the only one who had a small heart attack when RvP was fouled? :?
Nope, I haven't recovered yet.

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Dan_85 wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
augie wrote:Apart from banging the arse off that sexy bird of his, what exactly is walnut's purpose in this world ? :? He certainly brings sweet fa to our team and any of us would be willing to take over the role of shagging his bird so no need for his existance really
I bet he's even useless at that.

:?
He's good at the build up old Theo but shit when it matters. I bet he gets her clothes off then trips over his feet, falls & headbutts her in the minge. Tends to put a dampener on things that, i've found.

Hope she keeps that minge trimmed cos if it looks any way hairy or wild the brainless little *word censored* will probably pull out through fear quicker than he does in those 50/50 tackles :roll: :oops:

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Substitutes
Manuel Almunia
Ignasi Miquel
Emmanuel Frimpong
Tomas Rosicky
Andrey Arshavin
Yossi Benayoun
Marouane Chamakh

Name one sub worth playing :) Arsene do not make any changes! Even if someone gets injured. Unless we lead 5-0 then you can :)

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Unbelievable that we need to change 3 positions in our back line when 1 defender goes off :roll: Moving our best player is a worry too

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We're saved, it's Ignasi Miquel! :? :lol: :roll:

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Miquel on,TV5 back where he belongs!!!
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