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Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:That glut of French snuff movies that came out in the late 1970's - were they real or just brilliantly faked?
:lol:
Don't know why but that instantly reminds me watching Last Tango in Paris as a teen. Especially the scene in which he uses butter as lube! :coffeespit:
:lol:

I remember reading something years ago about some Scouser that tried to use a Mars Bar wrapper as a condom. Fucked if I know why your Last Tango reference brought that back... :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:That glut of French snuff movies that came out in the late 1970's - were they real or just brilliantly faked?
:lol:
Don't know why but that instantly reminds me watching Last Tango in Paris as a teen. Especially the scene in which he uses butter as lube! :coffeespit:
:lol:

I remember reading something years ago about some Scouser that tried to use a Mars Bar wrapper as a condom. Fucked if I know why your Last Tango reference brought that back... :lol:
:lol:

Regular, jumbo or Funsize? :lol:

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Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:That glut of French snuff movies that came out in the late 1970's - were they real or just brilliantly faked?
:lol:
Don't know why but that instantly reminds me watching Last Tango in Paris as a teen. Especially the scene in which he uses butter as lube! :coffeespit:
:lol:

I remember reading something years ago about some Scouser that tried to use a Mars Bar wrapper as a condom. Fucked if I know why your Last Tango reference brought that back... :lol:
:lol:

Regular, jumbo or Funsize? :lol:
Scouser. Funsize. Like Percy. 8)


:wink:

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is bg really that small ? :lol:

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enjibenji wrote:is bg really that small ? :lol:
now how the hell would he know that? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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If Rufus has 13 jelly beans weighing a combined total of 0.02lbs, and the 09:38 train out of Euston is heading north by north east at 80km per hour, how droopy would Bea Flora's tits be on Jupiter?

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brazilianGOONER wrote:
enjibenji wrote:is bg really that small ? :lol:
now how the hell would he know that? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
arsene knows bg :barscarf: :lol:















































oh dear i sense a backlash coming :oops:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:If Rufus has 13 jelly beans weighing a combined total of 0.02lbs, and the 09:38 train out of Euston is heading north by north east at 80km per hour, how droopy would Bea Flora's tits be on Jupiter?
You can't land on Jupiter as it's a gas.
However, let's say there were a solid mass to walk on Jupiter, she would likley be tripping over them!

(That is if she were able to walk in the first place as the gravitational pull would make it too heavy to walk anyway) :proudtosay:

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Do the players play Wenger Bingo while your press conferences are on and who's the lucky one that has "A great spirit,mental strength and attitude"?

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enjibenji wrote:
brazilianGOONER wrote:
enjibenji wrote:is bg really that small ? :lol:
now how the hell would he know that? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
arsene knows bg :barscarf: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Do you think that Voltaire's criticism of Rousseau was warranted?





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Can you tell me how thick is your skin?

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Arsene, if a tree falls in the woods, and you're right there but you cant see it cos there's a forest in the way, does it make a sound?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Boomer wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:That glut of French snuff movies that came out in the late 1970's - were they real or just brilliantly faked?
:lol:
Don't know why but that instantly reminds me watching Last Tango in Paris as a teen. Especially the scene in which he uses butter as lube! :coffeespit:
:lol:

I remember reading something years ago about some Scouser that tried to use a Mars Bar wrapper as a condom. Fucked if I know why your Last Tango reference brought that back... :lol:


Empty crisps packet and an elastic band lot cheaper than mars bar wrapper 8)

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Arsene are French women particularly hairy down below?

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