MOVES LIKE FLAPPER
Now Chesney’s a star
It just feels right
A Pole with some heart
Someone we like
We can play him away, he’s always OK
We need it that way
But when he gets crocked
We’re just waiting
For that useless *word censored*
To replace him
But no-one will bid
For our useless prick
Now we’re in the shit
And it goes like this…..
The score is Nil One
It’s you know whoooo..
Playing like he’s drunk
Now it’s Nil Twooooo
All the moves like Flapper
I’ve got the moves like Flapper
I’ve got the mooooooooooooooooves like Flapper
A new five year contract for yooooou
Fuck-ups at the Lane, and Porto tooooo
With them moves like Flapper
I’ve got the moves like Flapper
I’ve got the mooooooooooooooooves like Flapper
The shot’s not that hard
As much as use as - chocolate fireguard
You’re a real sight
When you’re at Wembley,
And we did believe
That we’d beat Chelsea
Oh
You come out on the charrrrrge
And you missed it
Ten cups in a row
When you’ve pissed it
There’s nothing to cheer
Wish you’d disappear
Jenas scored from here? (Oh, yeah 5-1)
And it goes like this….
Take him to Wigan
And he’ll show you
Three goals, ten minutes
He’ll show you
All the moves like Flapper
He’s got the moves like Flapper
He’s got the mooooooooooooves like Flapper
Big thanks from Turf Moor, come to you
At Anfield, scored four but still drew
Thanks to the moves like Flapper
He’s got the moves like Flapper
He’s got the mooooooooooooooooves like Flapper
You wanna know, you make Blackburn smile
Watch Chris Samba, bundle you over the line
I wish I knew your secret
How can a man be so shit?
I wish Arsene could see it
So watch and learn
How to fuck up twice
In Portugal, Sol nearly punched you right?
I wish you’d share your secret
How can a man be so shit
But Arsene just can’t see this…..
And it goes like this
Getting stuffed Five One, was just soooo you
Keane’s mishit, it still trickled through
All the moves like Flapper
He’s got the moves like Flapper
He’s got the mooooooooooooooves like Flapper
Where the fuck did our scouts find you
Thanks for all the cups that you blew
With them moves like Flapper
He’s got the moves like Flapper
He’s got the mooooooooooooooves like Flapper
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