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kiwomya wrote:Alex Song and Gervinho have the same amount of assists as Gareth Bale this season.
Afonso Alves had a better goals scored record than Sammy Eto'o, David Villa and Marco Van Basten ever did in Dutch football in 2006.
More relevant to this season, Ayiegbeni Yakubu has scores more league goals than Didier Drogba, Berbatov and Hernandez.
Heidar Helguson the geriatric from QPR has scored more league goals than the entires Arsenal midfield put together.
Spuds sub Jermain Defoe has scored more away goals than Arsenal's midfield and back up attack have put togre her.
Citeh bit part player Samir Nasri has more assists in a few months than he did in two years at Arsenal. He also has more than both Song and Gervinho.
I can use stats to prove your intellectual density anytime Arsene Kiwomya
You're ridiculous.....
No doubt one of the infamous " Denilson stats were better than Alonso" brigade...
Jog on. Arsene's got your tea and biscuits ready.
I love how you took a few hours from my original post to research that lot. Good on you.
Has anyone told you that we understand that you don't like Arsenal? Your infatuation with proving it in every post is getting boring. It's quite remarkable that you think you are posting something new each time you roll out the daily shitter chatter about Diabys wages or some nonsensical flange about Alex Song.
it either wasn't great research or wasn't great English: David Villa and Sammy Eto'o in Dutch football?
and if stats aren't important why try and twist them?
I would imagine Berba's goals per minutes played stat is pretty good - he just hasn't played much
are we deciding Walcott's goals in a CL qualifier were unimportant? or that he's not a midfielder? Baborietiya frequently calls our formation 451
well Gervinho + Walcott + Arsh have 7 or 8 league goals
Song + Rambo + Tets have 4 or 5 in the prem
Rambo's last minute winner in Marseille felt pretty important to me
pretty sure helguson or yak havent got a dozen anyway
Fuck me even with that draw yesterday the results this weekend mean they're still well in the hunt for the top spot. They need to hit their bad patch asap or this could become fucking frightening.
Eboue-Why? wrote:Fuck me even with that draw yesterday the results this weekend mean they're still well in the hunt for the top spot. They need to hit their bad patch asap or this could become fucking frightening.
and they still got 2 home games in hand and haven't played any of the shitty teams near the bottom
Remember what Fabregas said about the lack of winning culture at Arsenal? About how you'd loss but you'd still go out and have a great night out?
Remember those pics of Djourou, Thong and assorted fucksticks at an ebd of season bash hours after another beatdown? And remember the shocking lack of standards and discipline?
Wayne Rooney breaks a curfew and is dropped.
Sczesny performs like a wanker and this is how much he gives a fuck!
Yeah sure we'll catch Spuds. After all, these players really seem to care eh?
Oh but I forgot. Sczesny is a legend because he talks loud and sings with the away fans after beating Wigan! Give me someone like Anelka in his prime who was a nob, but a quality nob who won trophies and performed...
highburyJD wrote:all that really matters is top 4
be gutting if for the first time ever under Wenger Spuds finish above us
but 3rd is essentially the same as 4th
missing the CL is the big issue[/quote
Going to be hard to explain away then when we fail to make the top 4.
Perhaps Arsene will claim that finishing 5th is better than a trophy.
Not quite, but what he may well do is remind everyone (ie the media) that 2 seasons ago he said that there was no longer a Top 3 or Top 4 but there would be by this time a Top 6 or even a Top 8....and so insinuate that we are doing fine by achieving anything from 7th upwards...
Babatunde wrote:Remember what Fabregas said about the lack of winning culture at Arsenal? About how you'd loss but you'd still go out and have a great night out?
Remember those pics of Djourou, Thong and assorted fucksticks at an ebd of season bash hours after another beatdown? And remember the shocking lack of standards and discipline?
Wayne Rooney breaks a curfew and is dropped.
Sczesny performs like a wanker and this is how much he gives a fuck!
Yeah sure we'll catch Spuds. After all, these players really seem to care eh?
Oh but I forgot. Sczesny is a legend because he talks loud and sings with the away fans after beating Wigan! Give me someone like Anelka in his prime who was a nob, but a quality nob who won trophies and performed...
You do realise that the Fabregas comment was about the fans in England don't you? It was a comparison to losing a game in Barcelona - the fans are so crazy that you can't even go out of the house afterwards. He wasn't talking about going out on the piss after a defeat
W T F!!???? I have no poblem with Jack Wilshere being out on the town - he's injured and can do feck all about it till he's fit...But shez...it was his cock ups that lead to the first goal...
Babatunde wrote:Remember what Fabregas said about the lack of winning culture at Arsenal? About how you'd loss but you'd still go out and have a great night out?
Remember those pics of Djourou, Thong and assorted fucksticks at an ebd of season bash hours after another beatdown? And remember the shocking lack of standards and discipline?
Wayne Rooney breaks a curfew and is dropped.
Sczesny performs like a wanker and this is how much he gives a fuck!
Yeah sure we'll catch Spuds. After all, these players really seem to care eh?
Oh but I forgot. Sczesny is a legend because he talks loud and sings with the away fans after beating Wigan! Give me someone like Anelka in his prime who was a nob, but a quality nob who won trophies and performed...
You do realise that the Fabregas comment was about the fans in England don't you? It was a comparison to losing a game in Barcelona - the fans are so crazy that you can't even go out of the house afterwards. He wasn't talking about going out on the piss after a defeat
Dear Kiwomya,
Please get your suit cleaned and ready for Arsene Jong-Il's funeral cortège. It shall be passing through the Democratic Republic of the Emirates shortly. Be sure to cry very loud, and very clear for the cameras!
I've told you before Mr mini- Wenger: save time, and just write a Keats poem to Wenger instead. Your excuses are painful and retarded
"it's the players fault".
Yeah. Cos they pay and pick themselves don't they?
