Arsenal to bid 100m for Hulk? LOL

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Arsenal to bid 100m for Hulk? LOL

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http://footy-bible.co.uk/arsenal-planni ... riker-hulk

A shocking report in The Week, suggests Arsenal could make a £100m bid for Porto striker Hulk. Arsene Wenger is looking to strengthen his attack, and Hulk is reportedly on the Frenchman’s agenda.
Hulk’s agent Givanildo Vieira de Souza has admitted that Arsenal have shown interest in the Brazilian who is also wanted by Chelsea.
Arsenal are set to lose star striker Robin Van Persie during the Summer transfer window, and could use funds from that sale to help pay for Hulk, who is reportedly worth a WHOPPING £100m.
Van Persie is set to be on his way to Real Madrid for £70m in the summer, and if you add the fees on from the potential sales of Andrei Arshavin + others, Arsenal have themselves the £100m required to buy the goal machine.
Hulk would certainly be an ideal replacement for Robin Van Persie, and after scoring 43 goals for Porto in 82 appearances, he should certainly be brought to the Emirates in the summer.

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Absolutely no chance this is real, but thought you all would enjoy the humor :lol:

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Hilarious!

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Post by SteveO 35 »

In the league of bullshit transfer stories this one is now joint top with Sammy's one about Goetze :D

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Most.Ridiculous.Thread/Rumour.Ever :roll:

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SteveO 35 wrote:In the league of bullshit transfer stories this one is now joint top with Sammy's one about Goetze :D

No, no this is way better!

Wenger, £100 million!

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Percy Dalton wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:In the league of bullshit transfer stories this one is now joint top with Sammy's one about Goetze :D

No, no this is way better!

Wenger, £100 million!

:dancingbanana:
To be honest Percy once it gets over £20m it gets ridiculous !

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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What other beauties do you have for us Americangooner?

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Post by SteveO 35 »

This is the sort of thread that is made for Red Member's special line in WUMing...

Come on Red, where are you with something like

"Personally I think we should bid £15m to sign John Carew from West Ham"

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Not even gonna bother locking this as a transfer thread. Surely its the Sunday joke thread. :roll: :lol:

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Oh btw Americang is posting from the US.

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Go on the Hulk!

Arsene Wenger is going to sign all the Marvel comic superheros to play with Robin!

Batman, Spiderman and Chamack is happy to dress as Wonder Woman!

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Percy Dalton wrote:Go on the Hulk!

Arsene Wenger is going to sign all the Marvel comic superheros to play with Robin!

Batman, Spiderman and Chamack is happy to dress as Wonder Woman!

:barscarf:
And there's a new hero to appeal to all those comic book readers in the Far East.......Super Quality Man

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:Go on the Hulk!

Arsene Wenger is going to sign all the Marvel comic superheros to play with Robin!

Batman, Spiderman and Chamack is happy to dress as Wonder Woman!

:barscarf:
And there's a new hero to appeal to all those comic book readers in the Far East.......Super Quality Man

And our potential new signing from the Middle East...............

Oman Man!

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I think our new american poster should stick to the "world series" in baseball.You know the 1 where no one else in the world is involved in :lol:

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