The "Blue Monday" joke thread

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The "Blue Monday" joke thread

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As this is apparently,(according to Radio 5),statisically the most depressing day of the year,I thought that a joke thread might be in order:-


Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship,and the Sky presenter said that ,"she is lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court."
I just happened to glance across at the Mrs stretched out on the sofa,and now it has all kicked off!!!
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Rugby Gooner wrote:As this is apparently,(according to Radio 5),statisically the most depressing day of the year,I thought that a joke thread might be in order:-


Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship,and the Sky presenter said that ,"she is lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court."
I just happened to glance across at the Mrs stretched out on the sofa,and now it has all kicked off!!!
:shock:

You are married to Jordan? Wow. What's it like getting up on a hippo's yawn, mate?

:D :wink: :wink:


Jordan's flange would be the same colour as a tennis court too... well, a green one anyway...

:lol:
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Re: The "Blue Monday" joke thread

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Rugby Gooner wrote:As this is apparently,(according to Radio 5),statisically the most depressing day of the year,I thought that a joke thread might be in order:-


Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship,and the Sky presenter said that ,"she is lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court."
I just happened to glance across at the Mrs stretched out on the sofa,and now it has all kicked off!!!
She has a fanny like a clowns pocket ? like Big Daddy's sleeping bag ?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.
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Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.
:coffeespit:

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:
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The FA have warned Arsenal that their players will be booked for time wasting if they continue to pass to Andre Arshavin...
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kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.
:coffeespit:

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:
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kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.
:coffeespit:

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

:coffeespit:
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kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.
:coffeespit:

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:
The most disturbing thing Jayson is that I believe you :worried:
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Bradywasking wrote:The FA have warned Arsenal that their players will be booked for time wasting if they continue to pass to Andre Arshavin...
:D :D
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kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.
:coffeespit:

i think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:

Theres just somethings that really should stay in your head :ewwwww:
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kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.
:coffeespit:

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:
Did you smear some Pedigree Chum on your bollocks? :shock: :ewwwww:
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Jay... Did you call your dog Paul while you were doing it by any chance?
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olgitgooner wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.
:coffeespit:

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:
Did you smear some Pedigree Chum on your bollocks? :shock: :ewwwww:
I don't know what's worse. The fact he did it, or the fact you are asking him for tips. :lol: :wink:
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Why do french people love cuddling their political leader?

Because President Sarkozy

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