He'll make the same impact as Ba.
Fuck it Im starting a transfer Thread
I don't mind us having the players kids at the club when they are that young, at 5 it is probably more playing for fun than serious training. Plus if any of them turn out good atleast they started in our system so may play for us.TeeCee wrote:It's hilarious that Arsenal have invited RVP's 5 year old to join them.....talk about getting desperate to keep Robin! What next? A driver to take Mrs RVP to the shops everyday in an Arsenal car? An AFC child minder for them?
What a pathetic and desperate club we have become!
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Oh! aye BG - so come on do tell...brazilianGOONER wrote:would you lend me your crystal ball for a few days, mate? i need to know if my hot neighbour will finally give me that sweet ass or not.1989 wrote:The lad who I've been harping on about for a while, Papiss Cisse, is Newcastle bound.
He'll make the same impact as Ba.
What's His Name?
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This thread is depressing as hell- the moment the GIC opened his mouth you just knew that no-one decent was coming in.
Newcastle have been badly in need of a striker as they rely too much on Demba Ba so what do they do?
They have went and bought Papiss Cisse for £10m. The 2nd top scorer in the Bundesliga behind Goetze even whilst playing for a midtable club was available for £10m.
Still never mind, its not as if we needed a goalscoring striker is it with the prowess of Super Quality Park and Chamslack to come back from the ACON is it?
I fucking despair because its not as if this deal was out of our cheap crunt of a managers "price bracket". A guy in his prime at 26 and good to go for the next 4/5 years.
Newcastle have been badly in need of a striker as they rely too much on Demba Ba so what do they do?
They have went and bought Papiss Cisse for £10m. The 2nd top scorer in the Bundesliga behind Goetze even whilst playing for a midtable club was available for £10m.
Still never mind, its not as if we needed a goalscoring striker is it with the prowess of Super Quality Park and Chamslack to come back from the ACON is it?
I fucking despair because its not as if this deal was out of our cheap crunt of a managers "price bracket". A guy in his prime at 26 and good to go for the next 4/5 years.
OneBardGooner wrote:Oh! aye BG - so come on do tell...brazilianGOONER wrote:would you lend me your crystal ball for a few days, mate? i need to know if my hot neighbour will finally give me that sweet ass or not.1989 wrote:The lad who I've been harping on about for a while, Papiss Cisse, is Newcastle bound.
He'll make the same impact as Ba.
What's His Name?
If you've got 5 minutes, watch Karl Pilkington live with BG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJUY1p1tQ4o
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Liverpool and Arsenal have been put on alert as defender Scott Dann, 24, seeks urgent talks with manager Steve Kean over Blackburn future.
Full story: Daily Mail
The agent of Eric Abidal, 32, has says that the veteran defender "will never sign with Arsenal" following news that the Frenchman has extended his contract at Barcelona.
Full story: International Business Times
Greece goalkeeper Stefanos Kapino, 27, who plays for Panathanaikos, is believed to be a transfer target for Arsenal, as Arsene Wenger seeks new competition for Wojciech Szczesny, 21.
Full story: Caught offside
And on the above i bid you goodnight last 1 to leave turn out the lights
Full story: Daily Mail
The agent of Eric Abidal, 32, has says that the veteran defender "will never sign with Arsenal" following news that the Frenchman has extended his contract at Barcelona.
Full story: International Business Times
Greece goalkeeper Stefanos Kapino, 27, who plays for Panathanaikos, is believed to be a transfer target for Arsenal, as Arsene Wenger seeks new competition for Wojciech Szczesny, 21.
Full story: Caught offside
And on the above i bid you goodnight last 1 to leave turn out the lights
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Don't need a crystal ball to give you the answer to that one BG - and you well know it!!brazilianGOONER wrote:would you lend me your crystal ball for a few days, mate? i need to know if my hot neighbour will finally give me that sweet ass or not.1989 wrote:The lad who I've been harping on about for a while, Papiss Cisse, is Newcastle bound.
He'll make the same impact as Ba.
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"Arsenal midfielder Andrey Arshavin is a cut-price £6m transfer window target for Lazio as the London club's manager Arsene Wenger is unlikely to extend the Russian's contract beyond 2013.
Full story: Daily Mirror"
Who the feck in their right mind would want to buy the lazy Umppalump !??
Okay, so Wenger has played him out of position for all but two games - one of which he mysteriusly scored 4 goals...Hmmmmmm
Full story: Daily Mirror"
Who the feck in their right mind would want to buy the lazy Umppalump !??
Okay, so Wenger has played him out of position for all but two games - one of which he mysteriusly scored 4 goals...Hmmmmmm
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fuck youI Hate Hleb wrote:Don't need a crystal ball to give you the answer to that one BG - and you well know it!!brazilianGOONER wrote:would you lend me your crystal ball for a few days, mate? i need to know if my hot neighbour will finally give me that sweet ass or not.1989 wrote:The lad who I've been harping on about for a while, Papiss Cisse, is Newcastle bound.
He'll make the same impact as Ba.
(you're absolutely right though)
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and fuck you both tookingjayson1 wrote:OneBardGooner wrote:Oh! aye BG - so come on do tell...brazilianGOONER wrote:would you lend me your crystal ball for a few days, mate? i need to know if my hot neighbour will finally give me that sweet ass or not.1989 wrote:The lad who I've been harping on about for a while, Papiss Cisse, is Newcastle bound.
He'll make the same impact as Ba.
What's His Name?
If you've got 5 minutes, watch Karl Pilkington live with BG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJUY1p1tQ4o
Most likely situation:
We will sell Arshavin just before the window closes. It will be a complete surprise for AW, who was convinced he would stay. He will spend the last few hours of the deadline relentlessly searching for a replacement. Statement the following day, "I tried, but it's very difficult at such short notice"
We will sell Arshavin just before the window closes. It will be a complete surprise for AW, who was convinced he would stay. He will spend the last few hours of the deadline relentlessly searching for a replacement. Statement the following day, "I tried, but it's very difficult at such short notice"
How to do a transfer, the Newcastle way
January 16: Begin negotiations.
January 18: Present players as your £10 mil signing
How to do transfers, the Wenger way:
January 3: begin negotiations
January 7: agree fee
January 11: backtrack on fee and try get an extra £2 mil, even though you have £50 mil in your back pocket.
January 18: continue to haggle over an extra mil
January 24: having agreed a fee, do not deposit money in account
January 29: watch in dismay as Ebbsfleet come in and steal the player under your nose
January 30: wheel out Gazidis and Wenger to remind that "we cannot compete with Ebbsfleet"
January 31: sell a player or two at midnight. Don't replace. Pass go and collect an extra 200.
January 16: Begin negotiations.
January 18: Present players as your £10 mil signing
How to do transfers, the Wenger way:
January 3: begin negotiations
January 7: agree fee
January 11: backtrack on fee and try get an extra £2 mil, even though you have £50 mil in your back pocket.
January 18: continue to haggle over an extra mil
January 24: having agreed a fee, do not deposit money in account
January 29: watch in dismay as Ebbsfleet come in and steal the player under your nose
January 30: wheel out Gazidis and Wenger to remind that "we cannot compete with Ebbsfleet"
January 31: sell a player or two at midnight. Don't replace. Pass go and collect an extra 200.
