The "Blue Monday" joke thread

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:24 am

paperclip wrote:Why do french people love cuddling their politial leader?

Because President Sarkozy

So bad it's good.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:24 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls
Did you smear some Pedigree Chum on your bollocks?
I don't know what's worse. The fact he did it, or the fact you are asking him for tips.

The reason olgit is asking is because he tried the same thing but with a packet of Iams!!

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:49 pm

kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls

Here is one for KingJayson:-

My condom split while I was having sex last night.I panicked at first,but then burst out laughing after imagining how funny the puppies would look!!!

Incidentally,I used to work with a bloke,(no names,no pack drill),who claimed that he covered his knob with Nutella,then let his dog do the business!!!

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:53 pm

The film,"The Iron Lady",has been given a P.G. classification as it is offensive to Miners.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:27 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:
Eboue-Why? wrote:I was having a full blown 3some at work today with 2 dirty young bitches. The blonde one was taking it up the arse while the black one was licking and slurping on my balls. Unfortunately the owner of the kennels caught me and sacked me on the spot.

I think when I was young having a *****, I actually got my dog to lick my balls
Did you smear some Pedigree Chum on your bollocks?
I don't know what's worse. The fact he did it, or the fact you are asking him for tips.

The reason olgit is asking is because he tried the same thing but with a packet of Iams!!

Aniseed is the way to go.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:30 am

When I went to jail I was immediately bum raped.

Sometimes I think my uncle takes Monopoly far too seriously.

Eboue-Why? · Post by **Eboue-Why?** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:50 am

I love women but I couldn't eat a whole one. Mind you, I think I know where I'd start

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:40 pm

Two Cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says,"Is it just me,or does this taste funny?!!

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:44 pm

olgitgooner wrote:When I went to jail I was immediately bum raped.

Sometimes I think my uncle takes Monopoly far too seriously.

didn't see that coming, thats so funny