New Caption Competition

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'Publicly ridiculed figure, that's hated by thousands for holding a position they don't deserve has a chat with The Duchess of Cornwall'

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"And I said to the Boss, theres no way Im signing that contract for less than £100k pw..."
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Her - "So you've really never found the clitoris???"

Theo - "No ma'am, I seriously have never found it!"
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Image
Theo....."Yeh. I've stayed faithful to Mel. I wouldn't dream of shagging around."

Camilla..."You lower class people have such quaint customs."
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Oh go on, just get his valet to unpick the "Melanie" I had stitched on the back of the driver's seat!

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STLgooner89 wrote:Her - "So you've really never found the clitoris???"

Theo - "No ma'am, I seriously have never found it!"
I reckon even then he's found it less than the goal... :banghead:
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Theo: I can hardly wait until May, I am hoping to hold the FA Cup aloft at Wembley.

Camilla: Pop round to the palace next week and have a practice with my husband's head.
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Theo: "I'm a good player"
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Image
"theo, ive heard the wenger out banner will be shown this season" :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Camilla; "Seriously. There he was, on his knees, sucking the cock off one of the servants."
Theo; "Getdafuckoutahere!"
Camilla; "No - seriously. He sucked the baby batter right out of him. It was dribbling all over his chin and everything."
Theo; "Fuuuuuuck..."

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I Hate Hleb wrote:Image
Theo: "Anyway i got the ball run down the wing and crossed it but no-one was there"

Camilla: "he, he, he, anyway would you like to see my fanny?"
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flash gunner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Image
Theo: "Anyway i got the ball, put my head down, run down the wing and I've only gone and left the ball behind and they've only gone and run up our end and scored and I had right go at that Jenkinson!"

Camilla: "Really? Anywho, I thought your father Ian was a better footballer."
Fixed that for ya Flash. :lol: :wink:
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Theo: After sex do you say to Charles 'one has come'. . . ?

Camilla: ooohh you are a silly fucker Theo
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Theo: Frankie Boyle was right you do look like Diana after the crash




:? Please delete if anyone is offended :oops: :wink:
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