As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
DUFFMAN wrote:We all know everyone hates the lyrics to the chamakh song but its undoubtedly a great tune for football. So..... What about changing the lyrics in time for the NLD in feb?
He can't read, he can't write
He's locked in a cell, ev-ery night
He don't pay tax, and he can't use a fax
His face is made out of melted wax
Nananana nananana
Feel free to change or alter it
We can't let this baggy faced tosser to get off lightly when they come to us.
Looking forward to it already.... Has all the makings of similar taunting of David Pleat many years ago.....albeit that the offence was a little different !
DUFFMAN wrote:We all know everyone hates the lyrics to the chamakh song but its undoubtedly a great tune for football. So..... What about changing the lyrics in time for the NLD in feb?
He can't read, he can't write
He's locked in a cell, ev-ery night
He don't pay tax, and he can't use a fax
His face is made out of melted wax
Nananana nananana
Feel free to change or alter it
We can't let this baggy faced tosser to get off lightly when they come to us.
Amended slightly for the approval of Gooners...
Twitchy can't write, and Twitchy can't spell
He don't pay his tax, so he's going to jail
He don't send texts, and he can't use a fax
His face is made out of melted wax
Nananana nananana
Who's that dying on the carpet,
Who's that dying on the floor,
It's Harry Redknapp on his back,
From a prison knife attack
And he ain't going Tottenham any more.
No income tax, no VAT,
No Premier League points off Man City,
In the dock, face so pale,
'Arry Redknapp's off to jail!
Na na na na na na na na na 'Arry's going down, going down, 'Arry's going down!
He's getting shagged in the showers, shagged in the showers...
He pays tax when he wants, pays tax when he wants, Harry Redknapp, pays tax when he wants!
One man and his bar of soap...............
Jingle bells, Jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see Redknapp put away.
If you've all paid your taxes clap your hands.... [/i]
Stand up if you pay your tax.....
Easy, simply and you will get the vast majority joining in.
He's getting raped, He's getting raped
Harry Redknapp is getting raped
How he likes it up the arse,
How he likes it rough and fast,
All we know is Arry's getting raped
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