New Caption Competition

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Theo: Yeah listen to this there are some blokes on a forum that bought a banner but they are too scared to display it


Camilla: hahaha what silly cunts




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flash gunner wrote:Image

Theo: Frankie Boyle was right you do look like Diana after the crash




:? Please delete if anyone is offended :oops: :wink:

Alternatively, please fuck off if offended. 8)

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I Hate Hleb wrote:Image
Theo: "Ma'am, do you mind me asking, how you cope with all the negative comments from the general public?"

Camilla: "You just have to keep your head down young Theo and ignore everything that's going on around you"

Theo: "Oh, you can be sure I'll do that ma'am"
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SteveO 35 wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:Image
Theo: "Ma'am, do you mind me asking, how you cope with all the negative comments from the general public?"

Camilla: "You just have to keep your head down young Theo and ignore everything that's going on around you"

Theo: "Oh, you can be sure I'll do that ma'am"
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Camilla: "So i got Henri Paul pissed and then phoned him in a french accent telling him to get to the Savoy to do some driving work"

Theo : :shock:
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Theo welcomes Wenger's latest penny pinching loan recruit!!!
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Image

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Walcott: Seriously,I get paid about 80k a week for doing FUCK ALL!!!

Camilla : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha,are we related?!!
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Theo: 'Do you take it up the shitter?'

Camilla: 'Who doesn't?'
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Image

The Two Free Loaders Laughed Long And Loud At Their Ability To Do Nothing And Earn Millions
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I Hate Hleb wrote:Image

'Publicly ridiculed figure, that's hated by thousands for holding a position they don't deserve has a chat with The Duchess of Cornwall'

:lol: :lol: :wink:
Camilla: Are you what one would call a Black Chappie?
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Camilla: ''You are an overrated, useless wanker''

Theo: ''I know, I've got a great manager''
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Camilla: ''Well done, I've heard that you found Melanie's clitoris at long last''?

Theo: ''No, it wasn't one of them, it was a Ferrari but she didn't want it''
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Theo ; I really think we can win the Title CAmilla

Camilla; Funny Boy Theo ,I simply married Charles to get mine !
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Eboue-Why? wrote:Theo: 'Do you take it up the shitter?'

Camilla: 'Who doesn't?'
WINNER!!! :lol:
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[quote="I Hate Hleb"]Image

Theo: "I'm a big fan of yours, I loved you on Stictly, Ann"

Camilla : " Oh Lewis, you are such a cad!"
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